Comic prizes and gifts
Comic prizes
1) Here is your favorite perfume called “hee-hee” (sample)
2) It will remind you how much to drink (thimble)
3) And for you, mamzelka, just one kopeck, so that you can live in abundance and without worries the whole year (kopeck)
4) We give you a miracle bag, you need it on the farm (package)
5) And there is a gift for you that you can’t take your eyes off. You show skill and you will receive a gift. (name any number from 2012) (number 2 – the game is good, you didn’t get a single shisha. 0 – chocolate 1 – wow, you were cheated. 2 – I’ll read the piece of paper right now... it says: “Screw you!”
6) Here is a magic ring, you should try it on, if it suits you at the right time, then wear it and be healthy. (drying)
7) You are lucky, from these hands you received a laptop (notepad)
8) And your gift is just a miracle, I’ll tell you without further ado. Keep a set of raincoats (bags) as a gift
9) There is no better gift in the world than this shampoo in a briquette. (soap)
10) Perhaps there is no more practical gift than this miracle washcloth (washcloth)
11) And your gift is beauty: a simulator for the mouth muscles (lollipop)
12) Of course, I couldn’t deprive you of my attention. Receive this signature flag with adoration. (flag)
13) If there are serious failures in the repair, ultra-modern wallpaper will help. (toilet paper)
14) There is a special surprise for the most creative people. I give you a musical instrument as a prize (rattle)
15) I wouldn’t mind giving you great joy for the whole night (pacifier and diaper)
16) We expected, perhaps you are a player, but today accept this fan (fan)
17) This prize was chosen carefully, you will definitely need it (adhesive tape)
18) The prize will be this little thing - here’s a gel pen (pen)
19) To tinker with food, a grater is very useful (grater)
20) You don’t need a piping or a shred, but a pretty scarf (handkerchief)
21) This thing is strong and tenacious - you will be pleased with the clothespin (clothespin)
22) It’s not a pity to give such a prize, here’s a wonderful washcloth (washcloth)
23) Receive without a whim this simple and easy prize (balloon)
24) This prize is rich in sweetness - get chocolate (chocolate)
25) You don’t have a brooch or a badge, but a utility hook (wall hook)
26) The prize is small in size, but I’m used to living with the keys (keychain)
27) You will have to work hard, tinker with your prize (beets)
28) To create a hairstyle, you will need a comb (comb)
29) To live and not get bored, enjoy this tea (pack of tea)
30) You don’t need a rake or a watering can, but a convenient and necessary ruler (ruler)
31) The prize will be able to absorb moisture - you will need paper (toilet paper)
32) Live in cleanliness so that it’s nice, get this soap (soap)
33) Our prize will be appropriate - today you will receive a pencil (pencil)
34) If you mess around at the stove, our prize will be very useful (a box of matches)
35) You don’t need a cake or a cheesecake, but a wonderful toy (Christmas tree toy)
36) This nice little thing (package) will be useful for you in your household.
37) Our prize is super, top class, you will need it more than once (notepad)
38) So that you remember us, we will give you a prize now (New Year’s card)
39) You are great at your work - you will receive a lollipop (lollipop)
40) You don’t need a spoon or a ratchet, but, of course, this brush (any brush)
41) This prize for the table today is delicious, juicy, New Year’s (orange)
42) We have a great prize, it’s for you personally (pack of cookies)
43) We want to give you a rare prize - beautiful napkins (paper napkins)
44) So that love blooms in your soul, we give you carrots (carrots)
45) You don’t need a copy book or a primer, but this calendar (calendar)
46) To write letters to us, we give you a notebook (notebook)
47) Prize - so that your teeth don’t hurt, and your teeth are always white (toothpaste)
48) This thing is very old and, undoubtedly, irreplaceable (threads)
49) The prize is tasty and aromatic, you will be very pleased (pack of waffles)
50) You don’t have a closet or take it, but this postal envelope (postal envelope)
51) To help you straighten your hair more often, I will give you a model comb (fork)
52) Prepares cake, pie and cupcake using a food processor “Moulinex” (sieve)
53) I am very happy to present the ultimate dream of yours: your gift is an automatic washing machine (eraser)
54) A cleaning item that tastes very sweet. Easy to use - eat and order (Snickers)
55) I present you with Bohemian glassware (disposable tableware) for your table.
56) To an artist who is no stranger to passion, I give a set for body painting pros (green paint and iodine)
57) There is probably no more practical gift than this miracle lighter (box of matches)
58) Of course, I couldn’t deprive you of my attention. Receive this razor (grater) with adoration
59) Every year the demand for this thing only increases. Above is a plane for mothers-in-law, below is a vacuum cleaner (broom)
60) Only to you, as a reliable friend, will I give a centrifuge (clothespin) on this day
61) And I’m very happy to give you a copying machine (carbon paper)
62) Like a true lady, and this is not nonsense, I want to give you a manicure set (file and sandpaper)
63) A gift for a real gourmet: dinners for two from a local Chinese restaurant (2 packs of doshirak)
64) Your winnings are quite rare - two paper napkins
65) Do you like sweets, or not - a handful of sweets for you
66) The original winnings are small, I got a baby pacifier.
67) You got like manna from heaven, a single piece of bread
68) There is no better win than a plastic bag
69) To wander around the world, sew on this button.
71) You got a pencil - from now on it will be yours
72) To send greetings to your family, you will need an envelope
74) He flies like a mosquito, quickly catch a balloon
75) It's not a lip, it's a sponge - get it, darling
76) A steel pin for you so that your pants don’t fall off
77) May this gift from Prometheus (match) make you brighter
78) You got a calendar - celebrate every day and every hour that you lived well
79) To be able to manage your income, you will need a notepad
80) We give you toothpaste - you will always have teeth
81) We issue without a document, especially for you - a satin ribbon.
82) May the blood never stop flowing in your veins, so that you do not suffer from anemia, we present you with delicious carrots.
83) Be like a girl, rosy-cheeked, so that your life can be bright, and we know only burgundy-sweet beets will help with this.
84) To avoid catching the flu, it’s time to eat garlic.
85) Onions and garlic are always good and come in handy in case of illness.
86) Potatoes - eat a little to maintain your figure, and remember that in your golden years you can be passionately loved.
87) Cabbage contains a lot of vitamins, we give it from the heart, eat it with vegetable oil. Blooms, happiness, beauty.
88) Like a tomato is good, it’s useful if your soul hurts.
89) But eat a crispy cucumber and you’ll be great.
90) This apple is a rejuvenating apple, an omnipotent remedy for love.
91) And, of course, zucchini, to give a boost to business.
From the bottom of my heart I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
But there was a problem with the gift:
I really want him to be unusual,
But worthy, and also practical!
There was a choice - an apartment or a car,
But no one supported me
So I give you an envelope with money,
You can decide what to buy for yourself!
To have an opportunity in life
Suddenly go on an adventure
I present to you today
I'm crispy bills.
May they give you joy
Let them make the goal closer,
Let them multiply continually,
The main thing is to believe in luck!
We are a birthday gift
It took us a long time to choose.
We bought the item in doubt.
And then they handed it back.
In general, we decided
That we have no idea...
Happy Birthday,
We give money and an envelope!
Let this warm light illuminate the whole house.
Be happy and healthy for the joy of all of us,
May all your life's wishes come true.
We are giving an envelope with money so that your home will continue to be
After the renovation, I greeted all my friends with warmth.
Many years to you and good luck, and in love - victories
On all days. Live brighter, without insults and troubles!
Poems for a gift money funny
Money is not a gift, they say!
But everyone would like to be rich!
And that's why I give you the envelope,
But I’m not telling you about the amount!
You'll see everything for yourself later.
Just don't beat me up with a whip
Happy Birthday! I wholeheartedly
I gave you as much as I could!
I'm giving you money today
Enough for cognac
And for oysters with caviar,
For any other trifle.
For relatives banknotes
Let them serve as a beacon
Let the banknotes go
Only honest work.
It's your birthday.
Congratulations with all our hearts!
And loving gift
We're giving away a white one, a small one!
It contains your dreams, desires,
Just turn on your imagination.
Rate our efforts
And show me a smile!
We present with respect a plump envelope.
Well, there’s a bundle of money there, we’ve got a surprise for you
For an apartment or a car, or for a cruise.
But don't forget about us. Sometimes in response
On your birthday, give us an envelope too.
Money loves the grateful, we love you, and you love us.
Be happy and know the exact balance of your money.
Give money with funny poems to a man
They say money doesn't buy happiness
But everyone is always welcome to them.
I give too! Spend wisely
And report back to me later!
What did you see or what did you buy?
Or maybe he opened his own business?
I give from my heart, from my soul,
Hurry up and spend your gift!
I present cash
To have a stash.
The envelope will grow even thin
In a plump package.
Let the money “stick” to you,
They don't allow passage
I only wish to grow
Your income.
Choosing a gift is difficult
And besides, it’s extremely boring.
Well, why such sacrifices,
There are money and envelopes!
Happy birthday
And we give you a gift!
To yourself, whatever you want,
Buy it - you won't go wrong!
What would you like to receive from us as a gift?
We judged and judged, this and that, all day -
Razor, winter gloves, leather belt?
Why are we scratching our heads? We'll give you an envelope
With best wishes for many long years to come.
Let him rack his brains about what to buy for himself,
Since such a fashion has started - giving money.
Give money with funny poems to a woman
I give you an envelope for good luck,
You will become rich overnight!
Spend them however you want
To make your dreams come true!
For travel, outfits,
Perfumes, sweets and lipsticks,
Earrings, rings and bracelets,
Rubies or gems!
So that I can afford it
Various pranks,
I give you, beauty,
Cash from the heart.
So that there is enough to do your hair,
SPA, massage and manicure,
I wish to be a magnet
For solid banknotes only.
Honey, happy birthday!
Dear, you really are...
And your desires are “modest”
Wishes and dreams...
And tired, in a futile attempt,
Satisfy your dream.
We give for your cherished one,
Better money for you!
Original poems for a gift of money (for a specific purpose)
I give you an empty envelope, without stamps,
But it has a gift for you!
I want my small contribution
This was just the beginning! Be rich!
To be included in the Forbes list,
I give both euros and rubles!
Don't spend it just on a coat,
Buy yourself a car with them!
I give a difficult gift,
There is an envelope for him, but not empty.
You will find several bills in it,
Buy a suit that's haute couture!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And I was looking for one like this for you,
With the size so as not to miscalculate,
I want to give you money!
Allow me to contribute
To the cherished dream fund.
To quickly become the owner
You are noticeable cars.
May my gift help
Bring the goal even a little closer,
The car is already waiting for you,
We will meet soon - believe me!
We know you dream of buying a car,
We will do our bit too.
So that there is less time left to save,
We'll help you a little with money!
And the reason is just right -
Your holiday, your birthday!
Please accept congratulations and a small contribution,
Bring your dreams closer to fulfillment!
You, my dear, dream of a miracle,
About a cool fluffy mink coat,
So that she came out and everyone got caught. Chic!
And the only money is for a down jacket.
But on a birthday, anything can happen.
We congratulate you and wish you
Find the contribution in the envelope for the fur coat,
And you will find your treasured outfit!
1. An epic about choosing a gift “Boots”
We wondered, we didn't know
What should I give you?
You suggested the topic to us:
Like, I want it!
But which ones, we will clarify
We haven’t decided yet
And we went shopping.
This is what happened.
We chose kirzaks
For any weather:
Leather, color and heels
Looks pretty!
The leg is stable in them,
And the size is normal.
You can wear them for centuries
Don't hesitate!
But we thought a little:
We don't need it for centuries!
And we moved on
On the road in a straight line...
And we came across fishing
The store is small...
Among all the rubbish,
Oddly enough, boots!
And the shank is a sight for sore eyes -
Girls up to the waist.
The color is beautiful, emerald,
Rope inserted!
“We’re taking it away,” we said.
The shoes are just spot on!”
But we thought a little:
Doesn't fit under eyes!
Time moves towards five.
Where can we get boots?
To think about what we should do,
We went to have a bite to eat.
Cook from the oven
Gets grub from the cafe,
Gives us a big pie
And he holds a boot in his hand!
This is what they would take into the house -
His potholder let's call it!
Sewn like a boot
And it will last you for centuries!
Well, my friend will be ours
Day after day to cook porridge????
In general, everyone has reached a dead end
And they decided at that very moment:
Business requires intelligence!
Go to the store yourself!
Giftedboot-shaped envelope, it contains money for a gift.
You can give an electric boot. Then you can end like this:
Heated boot
Get it soon, my friend!
2. Comic gift “Weave by hundredth”
(You need to prepare 2000 rubles in hundred bills)
- The first hundred accept it free of charge.
- Second, that you kindly invited us,
- Sotka accept it as a budget replenishment,
- Sotka let's let you travel halfway around the world,
- Sotka- in a stash, in a distant pocket,
- Sotka - to go to a restaurant.
- Sotka- to increase utility tariffs.
- Sotka- protection from prices and excise taxes.
- Sotka We give it to please the guests.
And this one - in the morning to treat them.
- Sotka- for beer.
- Sotka- for vodka.
- Sotka- for a snack: bread and herring.
- Sotka on this,
- Sotka for that.
-Sotka take it to live like in the movies.
- Sotka- from us for good friendship.
- Sotka- a hint that you really need a drink.
- Sotka - for a glass.
- Sotka- for two.
Let it make at least a little noise in your head!
And yet remember: hundred friends
Much more valuable than a hundred rubles.
3. JOKE GIFT IDEA “BOTTLE”
There are many interesting finds
On any of life's roads!
So, one day, walking through the forest
We found an interesting bottle!
The bottle was no good
But they washed it as best they could,
And we decided to make sure
What can bottles store?
First of all, we poured vodka,
She was kept there all day,
On the second we broke our stubbornness,
The bottle was drained to the bottom.
We stored the brine in a bottle,
But he couldn’t stand for even a day!
We ran in the morning like crazy,
To quench your thirst with brine.
But one day, by chance of course,
I dropped the ruble into the bottle!
I spent a whole hour uselessly
But I couldn’t get it!
It dawned on us at that very moment!
We found this useful:
Checks, money, any currency
Better than a jar for storing bottles!
And today, on your wonderful holiday,
The find that I saved,
We decided without any doubt
Give you our bottle!
Very often we wonder what to give to a woman who has everything. I don’t want to bring another banal thing, which, most likely, will be safely lost on the mezzanine. If the birthday girl has a good sense of humor, then you can try to entertain her. Comic gifts for a woman’s birthday are an excellent alternative to practical gifts or an addition to them.
Trick gifts
Even women with a great sense of humor sometimes worry about their age. If your birthday girl is still young, but already likes to talk about her aging, give her an accessory that will allow her to try on the image of an old lady:
- Grandma’s scarf, so warm and dim. Let her try it on and understand how far she is from such an outfit. And then replace it with an expensive silk one, which will complement the fashionista’s image today.
- Memory tablets, of course, are not real. You need to find a suitable bottle, print it on a printer and stick a label, and replace the medicine with candy.
- Large glasses with thick frames, often worn by older people. And with these glasses you can present a bottle of good alcohol with glasses “so you can see how much to pour.”
- A cane that turns out to be a flask in disguise.
Such comic gifts can be accompanied by a wish for the birthday girl to forget about old age and enjoy her youth.
A middle-aged woman, on the contrary, needs to be reminded that she does not grow old, but blossoms and becomes “a berry again.” By the way, the well-known phrase about a berry can be well used as a gift. Present to the birthday girl:
- Berry liqueur. This can be done by hinting that the strength of the liqueur cannot be compared with the strength of friendship, and its bright color with the charm of the birthday girl.
- Decorative berry bush in a flowerpot, for example, raspberries or currants. Such a gift is not suitable for a superstitious woman, since there is an opinion that it is impossible to give land, and it is not easy to find. But it can grow in the house and delight the inhabitants of a big city with fresh berries.
- A T-shirt with the inscription “best berry” or a corresponding certificate. They can be made to order.
- Decoration, for example, a pendant in the shape of a berry.
TOP 10 funny gifts for a woman on her birthday
- Grandma style gifts
- Berry liqueur and pendant with berries
- Home textiles with funny designs
- Dishes with funny inscriptions
- Scales or alarm clock
- Toy car or “money bag”
- Magazine with an article about the birthday girl
- Gift-predecessor of dreams
- Bubble wrap for stress
- Royal congratulations
Funny useful gifts
If you want to give something necessary, but at the same time useful, you can decorate any functional item with a funny inscription:
- Scales. Many women watch their figure. If the birthday girl also controls her weight, but at the same time doesn’t mind joking about this topic, you can give her a good scale that determines the percentage of muscles and fat in the body, and decorate it with the inscription “Your figure is always perfect.”
- You can choose high-quality home textiles with funny pictures or inscriptions. These could be pads, potholders, an original apron or a towel. When choosing an inscription, you need to take into account the hobbies of the birthday girl. For example, a cat lover can be given a pillow in the shape of a cat.
- If the birthday girl likes to sleep and is often late because of this, give her a running alarm clock.
- A universal gift is dishes with funny inscriptions.
Any household item can be decorated with a funny picture or inscription. You can also come up with a funny scenario for presenting a gift.
Funny birthday jokes
If you know the birthday girl well, you can come up with a prank gift for her. Surely you know what she dreams of - here is the ready-made basis for a gift.
When choosing a comic gift, think about whether it might offend or upset the birthday girl.
If the birthday girl has been collecting money for a new car for a long time, give her a car. But not a real one, but a toy one. Such a gift can be played out in a funny way to amuse all the guests.
A woman who works hard to improve her financial situation can fry a bag of money. You need to take a nice bag and fill it with bills and coins. You can take real money, just very small ones, or souvenir money.
If a woman dreams of fame, give her a newspaper or magazine with an article about it. You can make such a gift yourself using Photoshop and a printer, or order it from professionals.
If the birthday girl often complains of stress and fatigue, give her a roll of bubble wrap. You can attach a symbolic “prescription from a doctor for a sedative” to it.
Congratulations for the Queen
All girls dream of being princesses, and all women dream of being queens. On her birthday, you can give the birthday girl a royal congratulation. You need to prepare for it in advance:
- make a large crown out of cardboard and foil;
- you can make a mantle from curtains and fur from a coat;
- come up with congratulatory words and assign roles - serve the mistress wine, carry a train behind her, etc.
A royal congratulation may reflect some of the character traits of the birthday girl. For example, if she is a known neat person, you can make a throne with mops and brushes, and decorate the robe with a washcloth instead of a collar. A cooking lover can be given a ladle instead of a scepter. If the birthday girl is interested in knitting, you can use balls of thread for decoration.
Almost every woman has an interesting feature that can become a topic for royal congratulations. The main thing is that the birthday girl herself does not consider it a disadvantage. In this case, congratulations may seem offensive.
Gifts for the future
If you know that the birthday girl is planning to buy something on the road, give her an item that complements her dream:
- if the birthday girl dreams of a fur coat, we give her a hanger for her future outfit;
- an inflatable ring will come in handy if she is going to a resort;
- The box will appeal to lovers of expensive jewelry;
- car fragrance will come in handy before buying a car;
- a roller if the birthday girl is planning renovations;
- a door mat if you plan to buy real estate.
When presenting such a gift, one must apologize that it was not possible to fulfill the dream, but she became a little closer with such a comic gift.
The main thing to remember when choosing a joke as a gift is that it should not be too harsh or ambiguous. The purpose of such a gift is to cheer up the birthday girl and lift her spirits.
They say that the best gift is a gift made with your own hands. But you need to be able to give gifts correctly.
Comic poems for gifts from A to Z
The whole variety of small, inexpensive items and large, exclusive ones can be represented in the form of an alphabet. Our collection also provides excellent ideas for choosing if you are still looking for what to buy.
Subscription (to the pool, gym, fitness), car, pen, iPhone, aquarium, album, angel, antenna, radar detector, pineapple, battery, aquarium with fish, watercolor paints, car covers, car wash, auto recorder, car radio, orange, first aid kit , pressure measuring device, air flavoring, aroma lamp, watermelon, alcohol, breathalyzer, convection oven, ascorbic acid, amulet, subscription...
Bank with money, bath accessories, barometer, trampoline, ticket, blender, notepad, bracelet, keychain, diamond, razor, brooch, bouquet, beads...
Poems for gifts: vase, felt boots, mittens, bicycle, broom, floor scales, DVR, business card holder, wine, Vinnitsa (wine stand), whiskey, vodka, vape...
Tie, dumbbell, weight, ironing board, potty...
Handbag, money machine, drill, money, perfume, money tree, tree of happiness, money umbrella, money cake, oven, melon, hole punch, breathing tube for swimming, darts, dacha, country swing, summer resident, country chair, brownie, brownie , house (house), dollars, cutting board, sofa, disk, diploma...
Presents: food, diary, Christmas tree, Christmas tree toy, Christmas ball, hedgehog mittens for a wedding, hedgehog, euro, container for spices, brush, ...
Poems for presentation: blinds, magazine, chewing gum, chewing gum, pearls, vest, liquid soap, lingerie, hard drive, nail polish remover, fresh flowers, brazier, oven, jasmine (flower)…
Teapot, lighter, notebook, cufflinks, hairpin, animal cap, green tea, mirror, winter tires, goldfish, gold, umbrella, toothbrush...
Comic poems for gifts: game, toy, air ionizer, icon, toy, tools, caviar, Internet, artificial flowers, personalized spoon, personalized doll...
Calendar, hookah, picture, swing, kinder, housekeeper, book, speakers, ring, computer, console, candy, skates, box with wishes, kitten, wallet, piggy bank, cognac, hand cream, chair, rabbit, mug, doll, hen…
Gift giving: hairspray, nail polish, LEGO, watering can, lottery ticket, bow and arrow...
Ointment, barbecue, marmalade, massager, machine, medal, microwave, hammer, body milk, monopod, washcloth, multicooker, soap, meat grinder...
Congratulations for gifts: a set of knives, handcuffs, headphones, socks, a laptop, underwear, a tumbler, a sky lantern, the bride, a navigator, a set of tools, a knife, a nightgown, a handkerchief, threads...
Blanket, monkey, glasses (for sun, for swimming, for sleeping, for vision), postcard, screwdriver, amulet, window, hunting knife, office chair, office paper, sheep, vegetables, vegetable cutter, vegetable dryer, honey mushrooms, mouthwash, orchid, organizer, nuts, order, weapons, olive oil, deer, olives, cologne, clothes, necklace (from pearls, pasta, bagels), air purifier, air freshener (for car), steamer, passport cover, document cover, heater , shoes…
Puzzles, stole, selfie stick, parking sensors, bubble bath, gloves, rooster, beer, pajamas, piercings, tablet, scarf, blanket, pillow, portrait, bed linen, dishes, towel, oven mitts, travel package, vacuum cleaner...
Poems for gifts: radio, comb, belt, rollers, rose, gun, pen, fish...
Salad bowl, moonshine still, boots, candles, set, certificate, rolling pin, skipping rope, tablecloth, frying pan, scrub, smartphone, dog, bath salts, cell phone, spinner, souvenir, bag...
Shampoo, champagne, hat, scarf, chocolate, shawl, balls, cartoon, chess, checkers, kebab maker, kebab, sewing machine, mop, sewing kit, chaise longue, shaker, neckerchief, woolen socks, silk bedding, tires, pine cone, box , school, helmet, hat, laces, shorts, skewers, spatula, syringe, sprats, pants, corkscrew, curtains, damask, screwdriver, fur coat, slotted spoon...
Congratulations and poems for gifts: e-book, e-cigarette, expander, skirt, egg, Easter egg, amber...
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