Happy mom's day greetings. Funny and funny sms congratulations on mother's day

To be a mom, oh, how difficult it is
By percent - ninety ...
The other ten are heaven:
Iron, wash and clean ...

Breakfast, dinner and lunch
Always cooked and heated
School, nursery, kindergarten -
To be a mom, well, everyone is happy! ..

House cleaning every day -
This is exactly as in the law:
After all, it is impossible not to fulfill,
This is my mother's path!

Noise and screams of babies:
Give it. Pour that ...
I don't want it at all ...
If you don’t, I’ll scream ...

In a word, to be a mother -
To love everyone around
And yourself ... well, as you have to ...
Maybe there will be time! ..

May Mother's Day give
Fantastic laziness:
To live without straining -
Having fun and having fun!

So that household chores
They made themselves,
I prepared lunch myself
From potatoes and cutlets.

And the apartment itself
She cleaned, cleanly washed ...
And let it not be so -
But at least dream!

Today is a holiday of strong nerves and strong endurance, I congratulate you on Mother's Day. I wish you never succumb to stress and avoid scandals, love your child deeply and give him a bright and fantastic world, remain an absolutely flawless mother and passionately desired wife.

It's not easy to be a mom:
Know the answer to all questions
Work like a bee in the morning
And try not to scold.

Happy holiday, I congratulate
And I wish you to relax.
Sit down and pour a glass of wine
You’re at home alone!

Let patience not fail
Your back does not slouch
The mood will be cool
From dawn to late!

Let the stars shine in your eyes
The kids love them so much:
It's not easy to be a mom -
So happy Mother's Day - hurray!

Wash and cook
Clean up and prepare everything,
And pet, feed,
Not to forget anyone!

To be a mom, well, just heaven,
Everything, you always have time
Vanity, rush, blockage,
Sometimes passions run high.

Happy World Mothers Day!
Everyone is lazy more days
So as not to forget yourself
Sometimes at least spoil!

And more patience for you,
Have a cool mood,
Mother's work is not easy
But in the family, you are the main bridge.

You are always a link in the family
First and forever
You love your family, appreciate,
To be the best mom in the world!

Mom, dear mom,
On this joyful day
I wish you eternal beauty
So that you bloom like a flower!

You are kind, like a fairy
You are my sorceress!
The world around will become brighter
If you and me are together!

Smile radiantly
And shine like a star!
Remember mom you are gorgeous
And you will always be like that!

Mom ... like an octopus!
Or like a centipede.
Because every day
Gives mom a hundred things to do!

Washing, ironing, and cleaning,
And lessons and cooking,
Training, vegetable garden:
Moms have a lot to do!

Every mother has a holiday
Let him be the best.
Be happy and beautiful
The most experienced and strongest!

Mom has very little to do.
In the morning you need to get up early
Homemade breakfast to cook,
Gather everyone to work-school.
Buy food for lunch,
Have a conversation with a friend,
Throw a hundred things into the wash
Pants, shirts, sheets,
Start a harvest rush,
At least glance at the series
To teach lessons with children,
Don't forget about dinner either ...
Happy Mother's Day to congratulate yourself
And finally send everyone to sleep!

It's not a secret for a long time:
There is no more luxurious mom in the world,
After all, you are more beautiful than everyone in the world,
My mommy, my lady!

You are so sweet and nice
Kind, your soul is pure
The same mom, stay
And smile radiantly!

Let your eyes shine
Let the world give colored paints!
Blossom, mommy, like spring
After all, you should be happy!

Thank you, mom, for your efforts,
Because you, dear, are a miracle!
For all the love, your attention
For every year, day, hour, minute!

I wish you on Mother's Day
All the best, health, many years!
Live happily without knowing troubles
And, like the sun, give light!

May Mother's Day give
A sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness and kindness
And enormous success,
Light, tenderness, warmth.

And also an ordinary rest,
In addition to simple joys:
Being a mom is not easy at all
No wages and days off!

Happy Mom's Day
Our mother is beautiful
And we wish to come off
Have fun and laugh!

Get plenty of rest today
Walk like the wind in the field
Let dad cook dinner
He will take everything in men's paws!

Let my mother's day give
Happiness, joy and good luck!
Will fill up with prosperity,
Solves all tasks.

In a sea of \u200b\u200bmagic joy
Let it dip with your head
Will bring success instantly
And he will take away the problems!

May Mother's Day give
Happiness, joy and success
Let it fill up with surprises
Calling out loud laughter!

Let the house become a full bowl
Eyes shine with love
And wealth will fall at your feet,
Fulfilling desire in a moment!

Congratulations sincerely on mom's day,
And I want to wish you today.
So that you change roles with your husband,
And I devoted the day only to myself.

So that you watch tv on the couch,
And my husband cooked, cleaned, washed.
So that it crunches with beer and chips,
And he didn't bother you with problems.

To feed children with lunch,
Well, of course he laid the table for you.
Tiredness so that he does not know
I spent a day with you with joy.

Well, then you're back into battle
You will be a super mom again.
And with a heart full of kindness,
You will get the valerian.

It's very easy to be a mom
You just need not to be lazy
Caress everyone, feed,
Make borsch and pizza
Do a wash, go to a museum
And blind the craft to the kindergarten,
Just do everything faster
We must also stroke it.
To do everything, to be in time everywhere,
Never discouraged
Have patience
I wish you this day!

What happiness is to give life,
How much it means to be a mother!
Today is the most tender holiday -
Mothers Day! And we diligently
We hasten to congratulate you with him now,
Send warmth of soul -
Such that will warm you everywhere
That will be a source of patience.
And it's time to wish you all
Health, joy, kindness.
Although life is sometimes hard
Hope is all over, two wings
And you are the standard for children,
An example for them throughout life.
So let them love you, take care of you.
Being a mom is the sweetest job!

Happy mother's day to you
Congratulations dear.
Be calm like a boa constrictor
I sincerely wish you.

Let the pogrom not bother
Spots please around the house
Let the super mom work
It will be easy and enjoyable.

May Mother's Day bring
Fulfillment of desires,
Fortunately, a new step
Magic and prosperity!

Rain of love, good luck hail,
And also a little laziness:
To rest more often
Without much explanation!

For all moms today there is
Very good news -
You can leave the troubles
Dresses, skirts to fix.

Let the fairy tale happen to you
And he will ask you gently with caress
Every husband who loves you
Keeps you from tears and cold.

Great health to you,
Feminine charm and, of course,
Only good news.
Always be better and bolder.

After all, you are an example for all children -
Their sons and daughters.
Be happy carelessly
And your hearts beat forever.

Mom doesn't have much to do, right?
Lunch ready on the stove
Clean clothes in the closet
One spit like magic!
Do not forget the lessons to do
And talk heart to heart
You can't call it work,
Anyone can become a mother!
But whoever says it
Let it burn in home hell
Happy mother's day I congratulate
Everyone who knows how to make paradise
Any boring work
With patience, tenderness, care!

Being a mom is a hard job
After all, you have to be both a teacher and a doctor,
Still a cleaning lady in her worries
Veterinarian, cook, seamstress.

But you shine like a wonderful fairy
In the skills of all these multifaceted.
Happy Mother's Day!
Let happiness and success surround you.

Away cooking, all cleaning,
The wash is enough for you to drown!
Let the husband mess with the child
Mom needs to rest!

May your children today
They say how they love you
That there are no better mothers in the world
That you are just a "superclass"!

I wish you to be happy
To gain strength as soon as possible
To be affectionate and loved
Mother of your children!

Today I remember the monkey from the cartoon:
Caring mother ... a huge family.
This story is especially dear to me on Mother's Day.
Beloved, dear, you are no more dear.
You forgave pranks, scolded sometimes,
And she truly loved, burning with shame.
I didn't get enough sleep at night, I tried to teach
To love the whole world is huge and to be a man.
Good health to you for a hundred years ahead,
To live under a peaceful sky without sorrows and troubles.

The holiday is bright and beautiful
Let him give warmth
Mountains of tenderness and happiness
And a succession of successes.

And add patience
And a smile on my face:
Like a queen to rule -
At home, as if in a palace!

Mom's day is knocking on the door -
May he bring joy
And for many weeks
Let him get rid of the hassle!

Let comfort settle in the house
Inspiration will wake you up
And help you rest
Even on cloudy weekdays.

Will throw happiness on the threshold
And he will add luck there,
There will be a whole world at your feet -
Whether you want it or not!

You, of course, are our mother!
All day you stubbornly repeat:
Wash your hands, get dressed
Take off your shoes, get out!
Eat this porridge quickly,
And don't make your mom angry,
And immediately into bed
It's time to go to bed!
We do everything obediently,
Because - we respect!

Mommy, beloved, dear!
What to wish you on your holiday?
I beg the sky relentlessly
Never lose you.

I kiss your gentle hands
In a hurry to say everything important.
So that you don't know neither tears nor torment,
Don't get sick, don't cry, don't suffer.

I hug you with love.
Without you, I am a bird without a wing.
You are the only one, you are a saint.
I want you to live forever!

I’m all day for mom’s holiday
I painted a gift for my mother,
But I smeared it with ketchup suddenly,
When I ate sausage and soup.

Then accidentally drank Cola
And I doused my drawing.
Tried to wipe it off
And suddenly he threw off the vase from the pier glass.

Then my mother entered the room,
I found the drawing on the table,
And she told me from the heart:
- Well, how good the colors are!

And I will buy a new vase -
I have not loved her for a long time.
Mommy, happy holiday to you
You are just a miracle with me!

You spin like a bee all day
Mom is unfamiliar with laziness
You iron, you cook, you clean.
How do you manage all this?

On the bright holiday of mothers
I will help my mom
I'll get up early in the morning
I'll clean the whole apartment.

I'll even cook breakfast
Delicious, with sincere love,
To make my mother proud of me
And shone with a smile!

Congratulations on a wonderful holiday
Wonderful and lovely our mothers.
May the Lord reward them for all their labors,
For the love and loyalty that they gave us!

We wish you a wonderful day
You only get better over the years,
So that songs always sound in my soul
Helping to succeed everywhere.

Let the diseases pass by
Without even stepping on the threshold.
All adversity will melt like snow.
Be happy! God bless you!

Women mothers! Kind, gentle!
How much love is in you and how much warmth
Happy Holidays, Mothers! Joy is boundless
To give you two wings!

Be happy and elated
Soar boldly in beautiful dreams
In your life, women, be in love
Let the sky turn blue in your eyes!

Dear and dear women, I sincerely congratulate you on Mother's Day. I wish each of you to be the best and most beloved mother in the world for your child. I wish the children to please you with their achievements and successes. I wish you mutual understanding in relationships and sincere trust, incredible miracles in life and eternal love in your hearts.

"M ama" - what a cozy word,
We want to repeat it over and over again.
This day is a holiday for all mothers.
Who is stronger than them and who is more tender?

Mother woman - queen, goddess!
Mom, you are all heroines.
A deep bow to our women.
We send congratulations to all mothers of the Earth!

Mom is a fabulous word
It is kinder and dearer to all.
After all, there is no other in the world,
That will disturb the heart before trembling.

On this day, as children we must
Leave all your worries and affairs.
Women, mothers, relatives, thank
And solemnly congratulate on Mother's Day!

Never get old, don't cry
Smile back at problems.
We wish you health and good luck.
And live for many, many years.

Happy Mother's Day for Women, we congratulate everyone.
We wish you all great happiness,
Always smile, do not know sorrows,
By all means keep your luck "by the tail"!

Always be beautiful, fashionable, stylish,
With a gorgeous figure, still creative,
Cheerful, cute, the most tender.
So that your children are only diligent!

There is always a wealth of good in the house,
So that troubles are never met forever,
Always smiled and loved
Gorgeous, dignified and unique!

Congratulations to the most tender
And caring people
Who are called mothers
Always lives for children!

Let adversity not happen
And the ailments will rush past,
And let moms know for sure
How loved they are always!

There are so many warm words about mothers
It has long been said in this world.
And they won't stop talking
To you - you have given birth to sons and daughters.

Mother always protects her child,
Protecting him from troubles and grief,
Praying for adults, not even knowing sleep,
And gently presses the baby to the heart.

I wish mothers Earth
In good deeds, be protected from above
And know that all their prayers are for their children
Someone will definitely hear from above.

I wish the mothers of our country
Kindness and only a colored mood,
After all, you should enjoy life,
Don't wait for the right moment!

Drop everything for a second
Say: "I am beautiful and beautiful!"
So that a rose blooms in your heart,
So that there is more positive immediately!

May there always be peace in your family,
Live very amicably, do not get sick!
Let the sparkle of happy eyes shine
Always greet the new day with a smile!

Dear, dear ladies,
To those who once became a mother
Not hiding admiration,
I am sending my congratulations.

Mom ... There is no softer word -
Words dear, dear.
There is no kinder person
All her care is important!

I wish all moms
Happiness, serenades, poems!
May always, everywhere in the world
Your children make you happy!

All moms deep bow to the ground
For your patience, sensitivity and courage,
For the fact that, risking themselves, they could
To provide a way to life for children.

May every mother of my planet
Will be healthy and happy forever
I wish you well, obedient children,
Care, warmth and endless love!

It's always easy for me with my mom
The house is warm and light with her.
Heart-to-heart conversations
Important for our mothers
We must start more often
Take their advice,
And less argue with them,
And do not contradict at all.
We wish you wisdom
And do without the difficulties.

Mom, happy holiday, dear!
I love you most of all!
On an autumn day I wish
In the stove of bright fire
Delicious pies and bread
The house is completely clean,
And the cloudless sky
The sun is as clear as you!
Only now, no way, mommy,
I cannot wish
So that an obedient son
You managed to bring up!

Who always wipes snot,
Making soup tastier than anyone?
Washes, washes, cleans up
And loves your funny laugh?
And even loves your tears
What you pour often for no reason
Pull the booger out of the nose
Goes to the store for bread?
All this is mom dear
You are more beautiful, brighter than all the stars!
On Mother's Day we wish
Strong health and strength!

It's high time for Mother's Day
Hand out medals
To all those who from night to morning
Can't sleep for a long time.
At first, simply because
That the little one does not sleep:
Then give him milk
That neck hurts!
Well, then mommy waits
From the kid's party.
He may crawl drunk,
Not a penny in your pockets!
We grow up, our mother grows old.
Give her warmth!
We want to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

Today all the kids are quiet.
Today is a special day.
Today Sashki and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.
So that moms even have a day
We could have rest in full
After all, today is Mom's holiday
Celebrates the whole country!
Our dear mothers,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
So that you become more beautiful every day,
Even though you are always good for us!
Forget at least for today
About all your problems!
You can calmly today
Think about yourself!
Visit SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too,
Buy a haute couture outfit,
Sit in a cafe with friends!
Have fun today!
Because tomorrow will start again
Ironing, washing, cleaning,
You will have to stand at the stove ...
But don't you be upset,
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations to you today
Your beloved children!

Caress, thrill and care
Everything is in you and for centuries.
A spoonful of soup and compote,
A bowl of porridge is expensive.
We know in difficult times
You can help us.
And a closed cabin
Crush water in a mortar.
For us you topple mountains
Put the world on your breasts.
Let the mental closures
Tied together like knots.

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child, cocoa, cried a lot,
I slept at school, lost my portfolio,
I tested the door for strength!

Trampled in bots around the apartment
And smoked secretly in the outhouse.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: "Crocodile!"

I can be rude
And a sofa crusher.
But I still love you
Though I rarely speak!

Mother's holiday once
Appointed golden in autumn,
To wrap up the sons
Mothers in downy shawls!

Well, Mommy? Did I torture you?
Absenteeism, parties, bad luck?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger that grows quietly!

He will avenge all your sorrows
He will light a cigarette so that well, well ...
Your granddaughter, so meek at first,
Will arrange a local war for dad.

On mother's day I will congratulate you quietly
I wish to enjoy it completely
The spectacle when the granddaughter is dashing
I will be defeated in a small war!

Mother's Day is a good opportunity to express your feelings to your loved one. Mom, thank you for your over-concern and over-vigilance! If love for children were put up for auction, then yours would become the most expensive lot. But I will never give up such wealth! I wish you stay damn attractive and have angelic patience!

My amazing and cheerful mommy, I wish you to be mistaken for my sister in the future. Nevertheless, I want to wish myself that my fans do not look too much at you. And we both can only wish to continue to be the same bosom friends and also have fun spending the weekend together as now!

I know that I am not a gift
I'm a surprise, whatever you say:
I made a lot of mistakes
Much will be ahead.

Only you, dear mother,
You believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith
I am happy and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy beautiful mothers!
One thing I can add:
I'll give my life for you.

You are the very charm
Life is a sweet creature!
Patient and smart
Both beautiful and slender!
And you're also a super mom
Cool, friend, lady!

I wish this important holiday,
So that your character is brave
So that the miracle child is fidget
Always listened to your conversations!

I wish you immeasurable beauty
To you, friend, in the universe!
Happy Mom's Day! Stay the best
And do not be shy to be happy!

Let the children, friend, do not get sick,
Husband loves more every day,
Faith and love warm the heart,
Your house is protected from quarrels and cold.

Dear friend! Manage to be in several places at the same time, take care of family members and remain sweet and lovely! In general, be a great mom, which you are! Happy Mother's Day!

Let the white kids not bring to the knee
By their own tricks every day.
Let them not drive you crazy
And let the nerves be like flint.

Happy Mother's Day, in general, dear!
Girlfriend, make it all right.
Let no sadness disturb
And let it be clear and warm in my soul.