Dear parents, if your child is right-handed, teach him how to use a spoon with his left hand. When children become gamers, they will be sincerely grateful to you.
Mom taught: envy is a bad feeling. None of the guys have such wonderful parents like you!
Respect Mom and Dad. Imagine being treated the same way by your own children.
Parents teach their child all their lives how to behave in a decent society. And then there comes a moment when children understand: a decent society is the same myth as Santa Claus.
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The code is small, it seems that by telling your parents you can solve any problem. Understanding the essence of things comes a little later ...
Even if your parents let you go, that doesn't mean leaving them alone. For them you are children!
It makes parents harder for a child, like a bone for a dog.
Why does everyone say life is beautiful? Children are flowers ... all around me are treason, betrayal, pain, screams of parents.
No one has such a cunning mother as mine! Well, it is necessary - to buy tasteless cookies for the children so that they do not eat right away!
I love my daddy ... When I am in no mood, he tries in any way to lift him up for me ... I love him! He is the best man in my life ... Dad, you are the best!
Do you know what happiness is? This is when all your life you dreamed of having a little puppy, but your parents were categorically against it and then at one point they allowed you. I'm happy ^^
Well, how can you explain to your parents that your room is not a shit, but just a creative mess ?!
The only people we are sometimes terribly afraid of
As soon as you start living separately from your parents, the auto-fill function of the refrigerator is automatically disabled.
Why is it only mom the most sacred thing, dad also participated! Daddy this heart is for you.
No matter what the parents amuse themselves with, so long as they don't touch the computer
Love for mom is the most important thing in our life! ————
Mom explained to me CAUSE RELATIONSHIP: "If you don't stop crying right now, I'll spank you."
Mom taught me to THINK LOGICALLY: "Because I said so, that's why"
Mom taught me to THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES: "If you fall out of the window now, I won't take you to the store with me!"
Do you want to quit smoking? Tell your parents.
For me, the greatest happiness is when my mommy smiles.
Childhood is leaving ... but in your heart you hope that your parents would put something under the Christmas tree again ...)
Mom is asleep, she’s tired, I’ve got her already, I won’t lose heart ... I’ll go get Daddy ...
Guys, appreciate your parents ... Otherwise, this opportunity may not be presented later. No matter how they scold you, all the same, you are their greatest love ... - Statuses about parents
here you are swearing among your company, you will get used to it) ... and then bam and with the parents flew out .. so it becomes embarrassing =)))
Each of us, at least once, the parents said: “You, what? Do you want to become a janitor? ”.
The less parents know about us, the calmer both they and us ...
All parents are ready to give LIFE for their child, but they often don’t have TIME to play with him ...
Mom taught me to BELIEVE IN GOD: "Pray that this muck gets washed off."
Due to the fact that the parents did not have enough money for a bear costume, Serezha stood under the tree in woolen socks and sucked his hand.
In a happy family, the wife thinks that the money comes from the bedside table, the husband thinks that the food is taken from the refrigerator, and the children think that they were found in cabbage.
The scariest thing is watching your parents grow old ..
Teacher: Your son is weak in geography! Parent: It doesn't matter. You won't go far with our income.
Don't talk bad about your parents. When you get shit * new, they will be the first to come to the rescue =)
Appreciate your parents.
Parents quarrel ... and children suffer ...
Love for mom is the most important thing in our life!
There is only one guy in this world whom I love more than life ... This is my DAD =) I love you my dear =)
My Parents are the best Parents!
Damn parents ... let them not understand, if only they praised ...
As soon as you start living separately from your parents, the auto-filling function of the refrigerator is automatically turned off.
Earlier: “Hurray !!! With parents to the country! ... Now: Hurray !!! Parents to the dacha !!!
In ancient times, children were brought up on the classics of world literature. Now they read more statuses for Vkontakte.
And my parents are like friends to me! We secretly, we gossip, we joke with each other, I adore them!
Appreciate your parents, because for them there is no one closer ...
Parents are the ones we love the most, but we cheat the most.
- What is your mother? Smart, kind or, for example, beautiful? - It's loud!
- Mom, can I sleep with him? - Are his parents at home? - Yes. “Why then spend the night with him?” “Well, I don’t know. We just want to wake up together.
Grandma is the only person to whom you can endlessly complain about your parents: D
After all, no one loved you like your parents ... only you will understand it too late.
Do not offend your parents, they are dearer than any whore, and she is not worth their tears (she will leave you and forget) And your parents will always be there!
My parents really wanted me to get good at it. The sense - came out, the muddle - remained!
Ideal parents: covered, poured, dumped!
You sit at home alone. Wash the dishes, tidy up the hall, ... Turn on the computer. And just then, according to the law of meanness, parents come: - Again you are at the computer!
In this world, we do not value 2 things: health and parents, while they are alive ...
I hate it when my parents compare me to one of my friends, and say why these friends are better than me .. !!
Parents say, “You are learning for yourself.” Why then yell because of bad grades?
when you are born, you cry, and your parents are glad! when you die, everyone cries, and you are glad
My parents wanted me to get good ... And so it happened ... The clever got out, the muddle remained
Don't upset your parents, be better than me ...
My parents told me that they found me in the cabbage, and I will tell my children that I downloaded them from the Internet.
Children start out by loving their parents. Then they judge them. And they almost never forgive them.
Damn it, the day when I registered my mother in Odnoklassniki!
90% of schoolgirls believe that after the dative case, comes the genitive = P
Parents are the most invaluable, but invaluable thing that can be in life ...
Yes, I want a lot of money! So that my parents have the same happy old age as my childhood!
The quickest way for a mother to get the attention of her children is to sit down and pretend that you feel good.
My parents are terrorists ... because I'm a bomb !!!
Nothing is sobering as a parent call!
This is how it is always ... parents swear, and children cry ...
The little boy was fixing the computer and swallowing one microcircuit ... Mom is happy ... and dad is happy. Together they grow ROBOCOPA.
First, your parents give you a life of their own. But over time, they try to impose their lives.
The main danger from which it is necessary to protect children, their parents.
Mother's tears are drops that burn and hurt even their own blood ...
You have to live so that your parents are proud of you, your friends hold on to you, your soulmate loves, your enemies die of envy, and everyone else stupidly admires !!!
You really start to worry about your boy only when he, leaving, closes the door behind him completely silently.
Remember. Only moms and dads fulfill promises ...
Mom is the most sacred in the whole wide world! Cherish her ... And if she is the mother of your children, then love her and say "thank you" more often.
Kapets, now 17 years old, and I'm still waiting for a gift under the tree, but this year my parents gave it just like that ... although I waited so much ((I was even a little upset ((
gave grandmother an iPhone) and that's where the logic is? if only not for me) I love my parents)
A parent is a position that requires infinite patience to do and requires no patience to get it.
Only a Russian schoolchild can drink a glass of vodka so that the parents do not smell the cigarettes ...
Modern children are not waiting for Santa Claus to come, but when their parents leave.
The best that a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
My mom is a writer, dad is a candidate of sciences, and I was born beautiful and broke both of them ..
I remember my first love. I pulled her pigtails, hit her on the head with a briefcase, lifted her skirt, and she got angry, gave two marks, called her parents to school ...
Dad left ... At night I come, lie down next to my mother ... I listened ... I heard her heavy breathing, heartbeat and cried ... Mom, I love you ...
There is a man in my life who loves me, takes care of me and fulfills my whims. “… Thank you for being there, dad.
The first problem for parents is to teach children how to behave in a decent society; the second is to find this decent society.
Damn ... so lousy at heart ... when parents swear
- Today I, tomorrow you, after tomorrow mom. - Dad, are you sure that you correctly understand the meaning of the words "family cowards"?
Dear Parents! Never compare us with our friends and do not say that they are better! We're not saying that parents from the 5th floor are better than you !!!
I really love my dad! He has not been with me for more than a year ... I will always remember him. Take care of your loved ones! Love them! It hurts to lose relatives. Hope you are in paradise!
The worst thing is not when your boyfriend left you or your girlfriend betrayed you ... The worst thing is when dad drinks!
As you wish, but the best chef is mom!
Parents ... How much love is in one word. How much gratitude and devotion. For each person, these are the closest people, for the expression of feelings, which simply do not have enough words. The article offers statuses about parents - options for how you can beautifully say about your love.
Funny statuses about fathers and children
- it's easier to be when a great grandmother is around. "
- "My parents think I'm sitting on their neck. And I just don't want to leave."
- "In the first grade, they ask if I learned my homework. In the eighth grade, did I collect my portfolio. In the eleventh grade, if I am going to school at all."
- "The most effective way to quit smoking is to tell your parents about it."
- “There’s only one person you can tell your parents about. And that’s a grandmother.”
- "Now parents, trying to talk with their child about where children come from, are learning a lot of new things themselves."
- "Mom is not as ugly as in a first-grader's sketchbook."
- "Nothing brings to life after a holiday with friends like a call from mom."
Statuses about parents are also a variant of beautiful wording that can be used in letters and other messages. After all, the most important thing must be said without waiting for a special occasion.
You should devote every day of your life to being proud for your parents, loved for your other half, a pain in the ass of enemies and an object of admiration for everyone!
Previously, parents found their children in cabbage, but now it is easier to prove to the child that it was downloaded from the Internet.
With the introduction of VKontakte family ties: "brothers and sisters", all this became even more like a sect.
To modern children, the version that they were found in cabbage seems much less believable than downloading from some torrent.
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Don't want your parents to spy on you texting your girlfriend? Well, well ... let's look at you when you yourself become parents.
No matter how many nonsense parents did not beat me out of me, I still found a new one!
The intercom is a very handy thing! What else gives time to throw out the cigarette butts, turn off the computer and start vacuuming while the parents go up to the floor?
Maybe I don't understand something? Parents think that I am still “too young to walk late”, but “it's high time for such a mare to learn how to cook!”
- Mom, mom, the sobering-up station burned down! - How do you know? - Dad goes and sings: "The enemies burned down their home."
Mom is the dearest person! How I love my mother! Thank her for everything! Whoever does not have a mother, I sympathize ...
On the one hand, you take offense at your mother, and on the other hand, you think: “Yes, I, too, would not let me go in her place with such a fucking fucking thing!”
Here is a cunning mom, she always buys tasteless cookies so that they last for a long time!)
And only mom, asking the question: "How are you?" and when he heard “Everything is all right” in response, he will ask “Exactly ?!” ten times.
The love of parents is the most selfless.
Children start out by loving their parents. Then they judge them. And they almost never forgive them.
I came home, it is not known what time, sad ... And my mother asked so sweetly: “What happened, baby?”.
On the bus, mother to son: - Vadik, stop jumping! And hold on, otherwise you will fall and hit, and I'll give you another kick, remember this!
You will have a million more guys .. and your parents, they are alone. They LOVE you and will never betray .. Appreciate it !!!
As soon as you start living separately from your parents, the auto-fill function of the refrigerator is automatically disabled.
Mom: - The same taste! Daughter: - The same tea! Grandma: - The same pack that fell behind the sideboard in the eightieth!
Parents are such simple devices that even children can operate them ...)
I love my daddy ... When I am in no mood, he tries in any way to lift him up for me ... I love him! He is the best man in my life ... Dad, you are the best!
And my parents are like friends to me! We secretly, we gossip, we joke with each other, I adore them!
He loves me like this: without heels and makeup - my daddy! So you love me too!
Mom, meet me, this is my boyfriend! does not drink, does not smoke, does not use foul language !!
The first problem for parents is to teach children how to behave in a decent society; the second is to find this decent society.
And I love her more than life. Mommy. She is the most precious thing in my life!
I used to take offense at my parents for saying that I was lazy, but now I agree with them.
Girls, listen to what your parents tell you! They see right through the guys ...
All parents are ready to give LIFE for their child, but they often don’t have TIME to play with him ...
The main danger from which it is necessary to protect children, their parents.
Childhood is when you still do not know the mental pain.
The house is in ruin, hungry children, mom spends hours on the Internet.
Parents are the people who destroy me, and my already unhappy life. But they are alone with us, we need to appreciate them ...
- Dad! Dad, I wanted to go sledging! - Take it and do not whine!
I'm happy that I have you, mommy.
A mother's heart is an inexhaustible source of miracles. (Pierre Jean Beranger)
Mother is the name of God in the lips and hearts of children.
The worst thing is not when your boyfriend left you or your girlfriend betrayed you ... The worst thing is when dad drinks!
Like from dad's bedroom bow-legged and lame, and from mom's - tall, handsome, young. 🙂
Some strange parents ... So how can I walk until the morning, like this: "Little else" ... And how I didn't cook, like this: "This mare, 15 years old girl, but she didn't cook!" ...
In this world, we do not value 2 things: health and parents, while they are alive ...
If a guy just gives you flowers on September 2, it means that one of his parents is a teacher! =)
Parents will always find something to scold for ...
- What did your parents give you? - Life.
She said she would break anyone for me! I love you mom!
Guys, appreciate your parents ... Otherwise, then this opportunity may not be provided. No matter how you scold you, all the same, you are their greatest love ...
How I love to wake up at 6 in the morning to the sound of my mother's hair dryer ...
A mother's heart is an abyss, in the depths of which there is always forgiveness.
what could be worse than when parents swear? (((
A robot mother says to her daughter: “Let him marry you first! Don't show him the scheme before the wedding! "
The child gives birth to parents.
Ideal parents: covered, poured, dumped!
The best that a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Dad left ... At night I come, lie down next to my mother ... I listened ... I heard her heavy breathing, heartbeat and cried ... Mom, I love you ...
Parents constantly beat the crap out of me ... But I know where to get more)))
- Dad! Dad, I wanted to go sledging! - Take it and do not whine! 🙂
Mom is not so scary as the first graders draw her ...
We do not want to live the life that our parents envisioned for us. We, too, would like to rebel, but too lazy to throw stones.
I still don't see ... But I already love you, mom ... I so want to see you as soon as possible ... hug you with my little arms ...
First, your parents give you a life of their own. But over time, they try to impose their lives.
Nothing is sobering as a parent call!
"Dad, I will not marry - I will live with you!" - "Don't you dare threaten your father!"
The only good girl I know is my mother when she was the same age as me.
As you wish, but the best chef is mom!)
Mom, I'm not having fun. I live…
If my father were bolder, I would have been three years older ...
No, I understand everything, of course, many parents give strange nicknames to their children, but write me down on your phone as “Dad, give me money”
Dad, mom, meet! This ... “This” will now live with us!
I found my destiny, he is good, handsome, and most importantly - he loves me! Everything is fine with the parents, there are no problems at school either ... everything is just super ... and then this damn alarm clock
Eh, the ancestors are gone ... In vain ... They do not regret their neighbors at all!)
How these sites are highlighted in time *. Right at the moment when ancestors enter the room ...
Mother's hands are the embodiment of tenderness. (Victor Hugo)
So I want to hear from the opposite sex “I love you”. Should I call my dad?
Parents wanted me to be good ... ... SO IT HAS BEEN ... .. the push came out ... .. the muddle remained
Love for mom is the most important thing in our life!
I believe in love at first sight - I fell in love with my mother from the very moment I opened my eyes ...
Damn it, the day when I registered my mother in Odnoklassniki!
Mother is the only woman worthy of love!
The family has its black sheep, - said alcoholic parents looking at their teetotal son.
I am looking for a girl to control me: I am biased towards myself. Parents can't cope. And friends in general shouldn't trust me ...
The Son's Thinking About Mom! At 5 years old: "Oh, mom knows everything!" At 15: "Hmm ... But mom doesn't know everything!" 20: "Lord, what does she even know?" 25: "Damn you should have listened to mom!"
I wonder what else my mother wanted to find in my Gondolier cookie jar ...
The funny thing is that parents hide their contraceptives from their children, and after a while the children begin to hide condoms from their dads and mothers ...
Do not offend your parents, they are dearer than any whore, and she is not worth their tears (she will leave you and forget) And parents will always be there
Sometimes we become the ones our parents asked us to stay away from.
Statuses about parents with meaning - Wherever you are and whoever you become - do not disgrace those who raised you.
By the time we realize that our parents were right, we already have our children who believe that we are wrong.
Before you do anything that raises your doubts, just think about your parents. What would they tell you?
Appreciate your parents. No one will ever love you as much as they do.
Treat your parents the way you would like your own children to treat you.
Good parents are already a big dowry.
The strongest SUV in the world is the parents ... They will pull it out of any hole !!!
Your friends may be traitors, your loved ones may be unfaithful, but your parents are always with you, always alone. Appreciate them above all.
Parents often piss us off, but it's much worse if they are not there at all.
In this world, you can find everything again, except for the parents.
The love of parents is the most selfless.
So I want to hear from the opposite sex "I love you". Should I call my dad?
The older I got, the smarter my parents got.
Do not offend your parents, they are dearer than any whore, and she is not worth their tears (she will leave you and forget) And parents will always be there.
First, parents teach us to walk and talk, and then they want us to sit and be silent!
Some strange parents ... So how can I walk until the morning, like this: "Little else" ... And how I didn't cook, like this: "This mare, 15 years old girl, but she didn't cook!"
If you, parents, are ashamed of your children, then you yourself are to blame.
Every child knows how much about pi ** yulya one parent costs "Tell the truth, I will not do anything!"
Parents will always find something to scold ...
A cuff is a way of transmitting information from one generation to another ...
As long as our parents are alive, we can feel like children.
Girls, listen to what your parents tell you! They see right through the guys ...
Only our parents need us, the rest are just interested in us ..
Parents hate it when kids start living their own lives. This means that they become just spectators.
Sometimes the specific dreams of the parents turn out to be fatal for the children. Parents should teach their children to enjoy life and, most importantly, strive to realize their own dreams. The best we can do is help them get things done themselves.
Children renounce dreams in order to please their parents, parents renounce life itself in order to please children ...
Parents for children are the whole world. They are happy when their child is well, he is healthy and cheerful, but they come to despair if the child is sick, upset about something, and something does not work out for him. Parents love us always and in spite of everything and everyone. Often they begin to love us already during the pregnancy of the mother, and sometimes long before her. I offer you a variety of statuses about parents.
- My parents told me that they found me in the cabbage, and I will tell my children that I downloaded them from the Internet!
- My parents aren't always right. But they are always my parents.
- If your parents call you, and your mood is at zero, you are angry at everyone and want to shoot your neighbors - do not pick up the phone and call back in a couple of hours.
- On September 1, teachers begin to work, and parents take a rest.
- Respect your parents. They graduated from high school without Google or Wikipedia.
- - Dad, what does a man mean? - This is such a strong person who loves you, protects and always cares. - Cool, I want to become a man like mom!
- - Whom do you love more mom or dad ?!
- Mom and Dad!
- And more ?!
- And nobody else.
Statuses about parents with meaning
- Appreciate every moment you spend with your parents.
- Take care of your parents! They are the only ones who sincerely rejoice at your successes and worry about your failures. Be with them more often than possible, because the day when they are gone will come quite unexpectedly ...
- Six months have passed since my parents died, but I still cannot delete their numbers from my phone.
- The most important thing in a family is the health of parents ... We owe them: for our life, for what they gave us, for upbringing, for the ability to live. For this, a big bow to them.
- There is nothing authentic left in the world. Except for parental love.
- Do you think that nobody needs it? And your parents would give their lives just to make you happy.
- Parents, while making money, do not forget about your children. Give love and tenderness to your children!
- Call your parents more often.
- Never complain that your parents could not give you some things ... Perhaps they gave you everything they had.
- Love for mom and dad is the most important thing in our life!
- We received an invaluable gift from our parents - our life.
- Love your parents and do not compare with anyone! They are alone with you, cherish them. Don't be afraid to tell them face to face, always be sincere with your mom and dad.
- The time will come, and everyone will understand for themselves that in this world we are really needed only by our parents ...
- Someone wants 101 roses, someone wants 101 children, and I want my parents to live more than 101 years.
- Parents are the most precious thing we have. Take care of them. No one will be dearer in the world.
- You need to live so that your parents are proud of you.
- Life is a debt that we take from our parents and we give to our children!
- Never forget that your children, following your example, will treat you the same way you treat your parents now.
- Because of my character, my parents don't even know how much I love them.
- Treat your parents the way you would like your own children to treat you.
- Everything can be experienced: great love, betrayal, leaving friends. Everything except the death of the parents is a huge wound in the heart that will not heal.
I also suggest watching a short video about parents.
