Before you take revenge, you must first piece together the pieces of your heart.

“I truly believe that the best thing to do in the world is to hate you! - It's just pathos.

We are not real in the pictures. We are not us. Continuous pathos and deception. In life, they are completely different.

Sometimes a person becomes such a large part of ourselves that with his disappearance the void can no longer be filled.

No baby, this is not pathos. I just had to turn into one to shut up all of you pompous fools.

Irony can sometimes heal even that which is infected with pathos.

Thanks to pathos, we just clothe unpleasant qualities, things, actions in a pleasant wrapper. So convenient. After all, how the phrase sounds - “illegible in connections” ... Somehow even mysterious. And if to put it another way - “lays down under everyone who wants it” - it’s not at all like that, right? Paphos saves.

You are simply killing my love with your pathos. She endures, but will not endure indefinitely. Stop before it's too late. Pride is worth much less than my love for you ...

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Over time, you will understand that all this pathos and glamorous clothes are not important. And you will bite your elbows, because you have lost the girl who loved you more than life….

Paphos is the feeling of the insensitive, the sacred ecstasy of those who despise life.

Only in fairy tales, a princess kisses a toad, and it turns into a handsome prince. In life, the opposite is true: the princess kisses the prince, and he becomes a disgusting toad.

Cute! you are far from being a fool! and close up, a complete idiot!))

I will learn to automatically stall every time I hear your voice or your name. go blind bumping into your photos. break your fingers every time you want to call you.

She does not want to see how happy you are. Do not write to her, do not call. Do not remember her, do not say her name out loud, she feels with her fingers, with her skin. Feels. especially when you are next to another.

How I want to return to those days when only chocolate was enough for happiness.

strange, but the most painful are those who say they don't want to hurt

We need to wash our hands ... tie up the tail .... Smile at the mirror and spit on you ....

A real man will not say "Get out!"

- Do you know what's the funniest thing in our relationship? .. - What? .. - They just don't exist ..

I'm not jealous, I just love myself too much to let you disrespect me

I'm too complicated a story for you. And people don't like complexity

When he talked a lot, she kissed him on the lips so that he would shut up. Then he spoke even more on purpose, closing his eyes expectantly and smiling.

Drawing dreams is not stupid. Even if they never come true. It is foolish not to dream.

Doctor! when my wife and I 15 times in a night ... what is it called ?! -pizd * w))

Smile at life and life will smile at you. The last misfortune is the worst of all.

I will not forgive you ... the offense will sit .... Your antics .... Your empty words ... pay them a price. But just remember Life–> Action–> Boomerang

Take the corkscrew out of your ass and put it in your head so that there is at least something twisty there

- and what am I to you? - but for life ..

Cries quietly, watching romantic comedies, smiling at children on the street and admiring the stars at night ... waiting for happiness ... strange ...

Only you no longer need a body or a bed. Or maybe just some little bit - a semblance of an embrace and a kiss. How is it there? Farewell ... unforgettable? .. Yes, God bless her, with his unforgettable. Any kiss

It's not easy to always be graceful and sweet, As if there are no cloudy days in the world. But to become for someone the only one in the world, Believe me, it is more difficult, much more difficult ...

Did you want to break my dream? Break off, I have it unbreakable, shockproof and frost-resistant

I often make mistakes. Books in clothes in flowers. And yet it's empty. I care that I'm wrong about you.

The worst thing is that you are the only one. The one and only and irreplaceable. This is what I was most afraid of

There are many harmful things in the world .. For example ..

I am like a balloon ... when no one holds the string, it takes me away

I made a big mistake - woke up again. It's a nightmare to start the day with a mistake ..

Everyone pays for sex, just whores honestly name the price.

Do you have a boyfriend? - No. - How does such a sweet, beautiful, charming girl have no boyfriend? - He died of happiness ..!

I am afraid of empty eyes ... yes, perhaps most of all I am afraid to look into the eyes of a person dear to me and see there darkness and cold ... it is difficult to understand, it must be felt. And even to the enemy, I would not wish to plunge into this deep cold, filled with sharp fragments of indifference ...

Do not be naive ... Neither enemies, nor chance will kill you ... neither a drunken redneck, nor envious hens, nor a maniac hiding his face ... No, no ... the one who is near ... who is closest to you will kill you ....

When you don't want, you have. You have IT without appreciating it. When you lose, you understand - You can't live without THIS ...

During this year, I realized two truths: 1. there is love 2. but not with us

Sweetheart, isn't it cheating with a condom? - Yeah, but with a silencer - not murder ...

I love the smell of coffee in the morning, snow, beautiful stories and fallen leaves. and I also love you. only now it doesn't matter at all

Seryozha is worried - one, Igor is worried - two, Sasha is worried - three, Olya went for an ultrasound scan!))

And the next morning I realized that I could not live without him. I spat on all the conventions and called. Better to be happy than proud

Between us are apartments, tables, schools, institutes, road signs, kilometers, miles, cedars, rowan trees, supermarkets and much more. Are you kidding me? Between Us is only our own stupidity. And nothing more.

if you want to write to him something heartbreakingly tenderly cute take a deep breath, count to ten and keep going about your business

The happiness of a man is called “I want”. The happiness of a woman is "He wants."

if you know a person well, then you even hear with what intonation he says the phrases that he himself wrote

yes I am still the same .... I still have the same autumn outside the window .... I still love the rain. and I still remember someone's promises of happiness

Parting is not difficult. It's hard to look back on the trail. Difficult first night. Difficult first morning. And a couple of days to come. Then I must let go.

I need a guy who can tell me “shut up” .. and so on so that I don't get offended ..

Probably in a past life I was a dove ... Because now I wanted to shit at everything)

Lips to lips - scorched with passion ... A sea of ​​emotions ... and ... a drop of happiness ...

it turned out that not thinking about you is as difficult as proving Fermat's theorem, how to draw a rainbow with a black pencil. how to choose a synonym for the word “synonym”, how to grow cabernet sauvignon at the North Pole. I'm not that cool.

I said a hundred times that I would never believe anyone again, but you appeared and I sent all my stupid principles to hell.

since childhood I loved chocolate .. now I love you dark-haired, dark-skinned and with brown eyes .. now you are my chocolate

There are girls with whom they sleep, and there are girls who dream

People in my world are divided into you and the rest

If they shout in the street: “fool”, you don't have to turn around

I, like an exhibit, are watched by everyone, but I only get one)

- You are crying? - No. I just cut onions in bed at night ..

if they tell you “I will always be there”, relax, he will leave much earlier than you think.

When the most cherished dreams come true, you should expect that sooner or later fate will present you with an invoice.

Only those who do not cheat have the right to be jealous.

I want to be the reason for your happiness

Tell me you love me by holding my chin tight with your fingers and making me look you in the eye. And then, I will suffocate, from helplessness

I’ll come someday, at night, and kill you. I will kill for the spoiled past ..

It doesn't matter what you see, it matters how you look at it !!!

Pain cannot be tolerated ... Pain cannot be fought ... Pain must pass through you to become your strength ...

It doesn't matter what is on your head, the main thing is to imagine that she is wearing a crown!

We drown in each other, slowly, with pleasure, In breath, thoughts, incomprehensible excitement. Love cannot be escaped by desperate plea, but I just want to be by your side

You will not believe, I miss you! -You are right ... I do not believe!

That is why I wear bracelets all over my wrist. And I do not sleep for hours, and I talk for hours. If there is happiness in the world, then this happiness smells of your wet hair.

Love is like a commodity. The girl is a salesperson. The guy is the buyer. If he can't afford the price, then he rummages in a cheap second-hand

loving someone is order, and fucking is good too. but if you do both with the same person, this will give him too much power over you, this will allow him to run his hands right into your personality, give him a share of your soul

Oh girl! Leave the phone number! What? No pen? Show it on your fingers! I write it down ... One, one, one ... od ... Oh, this is not one !? What an uncivilized girl ...

How much human happiness was smashed to smithereens just because one of the two did not say "sorry" in a timely manner

Do not forget to translate the hands to the hour. This means more time at night. This means less time with us, To have time to say that I need you ... Very much.

You know, I'm so fucked up right now that I almost forgot my name and address, but I will never forget yours.

Have you ever cried after we broke up? Yes, when the log fell on its leg ...

I want a tattoo on my heel- “kiss before you leave” hello darling. let's meet, we haven't seen each other for so long ... ”-“ yes, for a long time, we haven't communicated for half a year now… ”-“ why are you so sad? something happened? "-" happened, you called ... "

You run your finger over your lips, so gently and carefully. His eyelashes fluttered, and you take your hand away, don't want to wake him up, but repeat again. He shuddered all over, tensed, hugged you tighter and relaxed. He smiled in his sleep. And his lips, though chapped, are sweet-sweet. And without realizing it, you fulfill his desire - to wake up from the kiss of your beloved girl. You just could not resist.

Don't smash phones against the wall. Suddenly at this very moment you will receive an SMS: “I love you more than life. sorry"

To blame a woman for what she did not do is to give her an idea ..

Today I am angry ... I fell from the broom))

But someday they will come up with memory cards for people ... And then we will be able to arrange our memories in neat folders: color, black and white, sound ... And when filling out or if necessary, we can easily put a new small plastic thing ... And the old one - either put in a cardboard box with the inscription "for a long memory" or throw it away as unnecessary ...

A selection of original quotes and statuses =))

You begin to understand that everything is really bad when the person who always calmed everyone down is crying.

I turned off my heart, like an alarm clock at 6 in the morning. Unconsciously and sleepily.

- But I do not sell my love for money! - Isn't it the same, if not worse, to sell your love for love? ..

- Darling, how do you like my new haircut? -Normal. It will grow.))

- Would you like to die for me? - No, I want to live for you.

Forget everything, get used to this pain, it is now your second life.

It's not for nothing that I sew dozens of the wrong ones now, because you are somewhere

Everyone says forget it, forget it ... but can you forget the multiplication table?! ..

Girl, can I have you? - Can't you?

I will not notice if there are no stars in the sky, if the sea dries up…. But I will notice that I have ceased to feel the sun, if you are not there!

There are sawdust in her head, no-no-yes !!! But in the bra - paper ... yes ....

I will leave him memories of how they leave the waiters for tea - just enough so as not to offend, just enough so as not to be remembered ..

Apparently the only man who will wish me "good morning" and bring coffee for breakfast will remain the cashier at McDonald's ...

A smart woman knows how to burst into tears at the right moment in front of the right man

The point is not at all whether she is beautiful, or even whether it is interesting to communicate with her. It's just that she has THIS. Some women only need to walk down the street once to stay in the memory of a man forever.

In our time, girls have become like knights, the same courageous and ready to take the first step. And the guys were so embarrassed and afraid of refusal that they turned into princesses who still need to be conquered

Do you know this game - "Indifference"? So I'm tired of playing it with you ...

I'm too proud to fall on my knees, even if I love to madness! If you go to another - I will stay, no doubt that I will not follow you like a dog! And how I love, I suffer, you will not know! And how I miss, I will not say either! Everyone says that you cannot order your heart ... So know that I will order my heart too !!!

It may be too early to say “I love”, but every time I meet your eyes, I think that only YOU are the person with whom I want to be near ...

First you drink for love, and then for love.

you will run after my warmth, suffering without love on a cold night, and I’ll probably start a notebook with a list of everyone who wants me ..

Life is like a zebra - black stripe, white stripe, black stripe, white stripe, and then a tail and a full ass

I hate your lips, which drove me to unconsciousness. I hate your hands, which made my body tremble. I hate your voice, which said “I love”. I hate you for giving me eternity, but without you.

I don’t echo you - to give myself twice))

During the day I miss thousands of beautiful words, but because of your banal "How are you?" the heart is out of rhythm.

no signs of illness, only a temperature under 40 ° and dizzy. The hospital said, you are sick, I fell in love with your eyes.

If you cannot have what you want, learn to want what you have ... Happiness is on the side of the one who is satisfied.

all because there were too strong drinks, too strong feelings, too bitter tears ... ..

- You promised not to smoke - And you promised to love

- Do you have a dream? - You know, I would like to come home and not take the keys out of my pocket. I just want to ring my doorbell. And for her to open it ..

You can’t love me. You can only plunge into me. Get in and get stuck.

I will smile. I will say: "Okay. Be happy, dear. Be happy with her."

Fashion was born in Paris. Paphos in England. But in Russia? Pohuism was born in Russia

Her dreams always come true, but they are not realized by the people who are in her dreams.

Cool statuses about paphos

Where am I to you? It will take a very long time to go down ...

I don’t need someone else’s, but I’ll take mine - no matter who’s it!

No matter how many bitches you moan ... the hand of your beloved girl on your cheek is always more pleasant ...

I live as it should be! And I have to do everything!

I have so much of my own foolishness that I save on alcohol very well)

Guys remember the phrase “let's have sex” is not flirting.

I have no megalomania. Great people do not suffer from it.

People are often cheaper than their clothes ...

Take me to the house where the ice tequila is.

Never hang your nose. Hang people who offend you. The effect is greater.

There are two wise men: me and people, I believe in myself.

When a guy has been waiting for a long time, for him “five more minutes” is a complete brainwash.

Status as underwear - it needs to be changed ... At least sometimes!

My pretentious status did not pass the censorship ...

You were insulted - forget ... You were humiliated - forgive ... You were hit - kapets, remember everything and beat nah !!!

If you abuse me you will catch an overdose!

Everyone can offend me ... but not everyone will have time to apologize ...

The man said - the man did, that's why the men are quiet ... and silent ...

It is not pathos that builds man, but man builds it for himself!

Fuck * beat in the fog, cover yourself with a cloud!

A true friend is not the one who will come to your aid in trouble, but the one who will be sincerely happy for you when you buy yourself a bmw ...

A woman can be compared to your favorite jacket, you love her madly. But why do you need her in Turkey ?!

We are intelligent people, you shit!

People say you changed when you just stopped acting the way they wanted to.

Each person is right in his own way, but in my opinion he is not! Because I'm always right!

Life is too short to be wasted safely removing for a USB stick.

Are they digging a hole for you? Don't bother. Finish - make a pool.

Life must be lived in such a way that the pathologist would be scared!

Better to die a lone wolf than to be a goat in a herd of rams.

To go crazy you need to have it ...

Please, come to your senses and open your heart to me. Now, fuck him, break off a couple of ice cubes from him for my double whiskey!

"Are you pretentious?" - "I'm glamorous!"

There are many harmful things in the world ... I, for example ...

Not enough human warmth? Throw more people in the oven!

If you find a horseshoe at the trough it's not for luck, someone threw a hoof away!

Sending on figs, keeping the schedule! With this you need to be strict - there are many applicants ...

Not long ago, I was very touchy. He constantly walked around and offended everyone.

Young, handsome, tall, rich, there is a car, a good salary. I'm not looking for anyone, I just decided you * bum.

A real man is not the one who tears his shirt off, but the one who tears the condom on himself!

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Girls, don't hurt the guys! They already have an eternal tragedy in their lives: - sometimes they are not to their taste, - sometimes they are too tough, - sometimes they cannot afford!

Kapets, to shoot and shoot until depressing loneliness ...

Everything I have I earned myself. Begging for money from parents is also not an easy job.

We are not afraid of work: if there is no work, we go to bed, if there is work, we also sleep ... We don’t sit without work!

I'm not pretentious, but a little ooh * eaten ... There is pornography in my head, war in my heart, champagne in my blood ...

If fortune has turned its back on you, bend it down and ambush this bitch so that next time she thinks well before doing so rashly!

Happiness is when everyone envies you, but they can't shit ...

Yaroslavl paints - sniffed, and in a fairy tale!

I rub, my friend, and you are a bag of shit, when I rub a rhyme the little girls are shocked.

Born to crawl, disperse - I'm taking off!

Zadolbali with their "must be able to forgive." God will forgive. I will remember.

If a person is a condom, then the relationship with him will be strained ...

If you want to be "the king of beasts", then be sure to be ripe for this! And if you are only floating in dreams, then do not prevent others from reaching the heights of the "king"!

Why are you so cocky? - And what impudence has a special area of ​​residence?

If a man is good, it doesn't matter what color his BMW is.

A man is like an expensive dress: it seems like it looks good and fits me ... But on some bitch I have already seen him!

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Paphos came up with so that some would feel the power over the whole world, while others were stupid.

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Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of the dog.

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A woman gives the feeling of friendship only what she borrows from the feeling of love.

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Acceleration from a cute bunny to a pretentious unceremonious bitch - 1.5 seconds ... :))))

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- Girl, I can become your dream! -It's unlikely that you will turn into a black Porsche Cayenne!

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Via Gra for women is sold in every jewelry store.

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Do not be afraid of changes and other people's opinions. Be a Chanel woman: delightfully wrong for those around you and confidently happy for yourself.

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The girl grows up when she starts to paint her eyes, from that moment she can no longer cry ...

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It's easy with me. The main thing is to agree with me always and in everything.

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"A girl can talk for hours about the fact that she simply has no words. (C)"

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I'm not an angel, I just look like him.

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Silly girls, when they drink a lot, call their ex, and smart girls call their future ...

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Luxurious, beautiful, sweet, sexy, strong, gentle ... but still a draw ...

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I will live by pathos, but not by you!

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The world was created for me to purr in it!

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I won't be easier and you don't need to reach for me (s)

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We were and remain goddesses, driving our bodies crazy with the madness ...

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Being a woman is very difficult already because you mostly have to deal with men ...

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The best and proven way for any woman to be silent and think about asking what she thinks is a long pause for you!

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Such a tenderly crazy ... painfully alien ... so fickle, light ... sometimes it seems that she deliberately loses the world, so that he himself asked her to return.

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Beauty, glamor, there is that elusive and almost inexpressible property in words that allows a woman to be a bitch for a bit before she is taken to the trash. ...

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Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of the dog.

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A lady is a woman who behaves in such a way that a man has no choice but to be a Gentleman ...

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Girls, if you are scary, stop being jealous of those who are all right, chop down the forest, take revenge on nature!

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A girl must have at least 4 animals: a polar fox in the wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a donkey that pays for all this.

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I measure time with smiles and marmalade, the scent of my favorite perfume and a light smack of happiness.

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I forgive your words, I say "thank you" for your love. At least I'm honest with you and we parted beautifully ...

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I woke up, washed, dressed up, smiled and went to DECORATE THE WORLD!

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I am P * zacha Versace, cooler than Gucci, more humane than Dolce, more luxurious than Chanel, more spectacular than Vitonne, more modest than Cartier, I only imitate myself.

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Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It is not my fault that I am priceless.

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Scientists have finally found where the woman's G-spot is. At the end of the word shopping.

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The crown will not fall off me - it is innate.

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All women are like women ... and I am a goddess !!!

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I want to live in the city of Love, on Harmony Street, so that the windows overlook Dream Avenue and the road leads to the sea under the name Happiness ...

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Don't let me go ... don't give me over to other hands ...

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You will see, fragments of men's hearts will still crunch under my feet ...

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Take off your rose-colored glasses and feel, finally, all the cruelty of these colors, but also feel the beauty of the nature around you! ..

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On the counter in the store I saw new varieties of seeds "Seeds-Glamor", pink with rhinestones ... PPC survived :)

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And I don't care if you don't like him ... I'm much happier with him than you are with your pretentious and glamorous "fights" !!!

Pretentious statuses, for girls about women

• You need to live so that your parents are proud of you, your friends hold on to you, your soul mate loves, your enemies die of envy, and everyone else stupidly admires!
• My joy, I am not one of your dolls. I'm from a unique Barbie series!
• How sometimes you want to roar, yell, fight, beat anything and destroy everything around, but nothing remains but to put on a mask of indifference ...
• The heart of the princess cannot understand: "Why does she need one when there are five at once ?!
• "... we burn our whole life at a party, the years fly by without stopping, at night with someone, in the daytime, we are a generation of coke and vodka ..."

• Let the cute girls clap their eyes, shedding tears on the books ... let different princes from the fairy tale jump to them, and I prefer Lamborghini ...
• Patience and work don't suit me
• Why does everyone say that women love money? Yes, we do not love them! See how fast we get rid of them
• Not a baby anymore, but already a princess. Time flew by, I grew out of childhood. I lost my heart, changed my principles and now I only walk with princes ...
• From cosmetics, I prefer powder for men's brains!

• You are a fake mock doll, you behave obtrusively, pretentious and stupid! So perfect and you think everything is cool, but in life everything is DG, Expensive and Stupid!
• Thanks to those who love me - you make me better. Thanks to those who hate me - you make me stronger. Thanks to those who do not care at all - you are needed for the extras!
• A woman seems much taller if she has a man under her heel.
• Please, come to your senses and open your heart to me. Now, fuck it, break it off a couple of ice cubes for my double whiskey
• Money keeps her dear love, she feeds on the currency of fat wallets, no sweet words are needed - give her warmth ... a mink coat and the Caribbean islands!

• The reason for my insomnia can only be a nightclub, not you.
• The most pleasant acquaintance in my life began with the words "Beauty, let me give you a mirror, you will admire yourself"
• A lady is a woman who behaves in such a way that a man has no choice but to be a Gentleman ...
• Proud - because already humiliated !!! Eternal - because she died in soul ... Bitch - because she was once thrown! She swore not to love ANYONE EVER !!!
• A man is like an expensive dress: it seems like it looks good and fits me ... But on some bitch I have already seen him!

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Status is a reflection of a person's soul, not a cheap pathos.

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"Are you pretentious?" - "I'm glamorous: D"

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She doesn't like glamor, doesn't like vanilla ... She just lives ... Waiting for him ... A simple guy who will love her ...

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It is not pathos that builds man, but man builds it for himself!

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Enrages when pretentious bitches steal statuses, and then pass them off as their own and are considered awesomely glamorous and cool.

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If you want to be "the king of beasts", then be sure to be ripe for this! And if you are only floating in dreams, then do not bother others to reach the heights of the "king"!

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To hell with smart people, smart statements ... I'll just pretend to be a fool who loves Lazarev and glamor.

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I'm not pretentious, but a little ooh * eaten ... Pure as cocaine ... Pornography in my head, war in my heart, champagne in my blood ...

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The man said - the man did, that's why the men are quiet ... and silent ...

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Where am I to you? It will take a very long time to go down ...

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Sitting drinking coffee, glamorous bitch, and all I need is Prado and Gussi.

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I rub, my friend, and you are a bag of shit, when I rub a rhyme the little girls are shocked.

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Born to crawl, disperse - I TAKE OFF!

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While you and your girlfriends are discussing how depraved and vulgar I am, your boyfriend dr * cheat on my photo ...

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We're not pretentious, we're just awesome!

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Not so long ago, I was very touchy. I constantly walked around and offended everyone.

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A man is like an expensive dress: it seems like it looks good and fits me ... But on some bitch I have already seen him!

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Shards of men's hearts are a necessary attribute of a professional seducer!

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I will live by pathos, but not by you!

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People say you changed when you just stopped acting the way they wanted to.

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There would be no walking with a guy in the park, and it doesn't matter what kind of fashionable, glamorous rapper he is or how ... the most important thing is what attitude to a person, to understand and appreciate him ...

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Better to die a lone wolf than to be a goat in a herd of rams.

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To go crazy you need to have it ..)

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Men want lecherous relationships with beautiful women, women want beautiful relationships with lecherous men.

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I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But you must admit that tea with cookies is still tastier !!!

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If you haven't noticed a girl at 14, she will trample you in the dirt at 18.

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-Young, handsome, tall, rich, there is a car, a good salary. I'm not looking for anyone, I just decided you * bum.

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Girls, do not offend the guys !!! They already have an eternal tragedy in their lives: - sometimes they are not to their taste, - sometimes they are too tough, - sometimes they cannot afford !!!

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We are not afraid of work: no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep ... we don’t sit without work !!!)))

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-I don't need someone else's, but I'll take mine, whatever it is!

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I live as it should be !!! And I have to do everything!

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I have no megalomania. Great people do not suffer from it.

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People are often cheaper than their clothes ...

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Take me to the house where the ice tequila is.

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There are two wise men: me and people, I believe in myself.

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My pretentious status did not pass the censorship ...

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Happiness is when everyone envies you, but they can't shit ...

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Yaroslavl paints, sniffed, and in a fairy tale!

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If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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Everything I have I earned myself. Begging for money from parents is also not an easy job.

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If fortune has turned its back on you, then bend it down and ambush this bitch so that next time she thinks well before doing so rashly.

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I have so much of my own foolishness that I save on alcohol very well)

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Guys, remember the phrase "let's get fucked up" is not flirting.

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When a guy has been waiting for a long time, for him "five more minutes" is a brain drain.

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Status as underwear - it needs to be changed ... at least sometimes))))))))))))))

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We make billions on youth show-offs.

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Cigarettes without a filter, glasses without glass, windows without frames, doors without handles, people without brains ...

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No matter how many bitches you moan ... the hand of your beloved girl on your cheek is always more pleasant ...

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Never hang your nose. Hang people who offend you. The effect is greater.

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Each person is right in his own way, but in my opinion he is not! Because I'm always right!

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- Where are you from so impudent? - And what impudence has a special area of ​​residence?

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Fuck, to shoot and shoot until depressing loneliness ...

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If a man is good, it doesn't matter what color his BMW is.
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