Only the car and the dog do not betray.
There is no law for us - we are boys from the district.
If you love, love without deceit. If you believe, then believe to the end. If you hate, say it bluntly. And if you laugh, then laugh in the eyes.
Better to be the last among the wolves than the first among the jackals!
Turn off your phone, don't get in touch, and you will find out how many real friends you have.
There will be luck, there will be luck, and it cannot be otherwise - you just need patience!
There are people who really want to say thank you, at least for the fact that they exist.
If a girl takes the first step herself, believe me, you are really dear to her!
My friends and I have different parents, but this does not prevent us from being brothers.
Think with your head, do as you know, always. Don't bend over to public opinion.
The dream of any kid is to hold a son from his beloved girl in his arms.
Your own company is a company where you don't have to think when you speak.
Remember yourself a year ago. A lot has changed. Some got closer, others left.
And while my heart beats, I will be proud of the place where I was destined to be born!
Do not forgive betrayal. Nobody. Never. Deceived once, and therefore deceived the second.
I do not seek to please people. Anyone who needs it - already likes me! For All You Can't Be Good!
Take care of the one you love so that later you don't have to live with the one that you got.
No matter how many friends you have, it is important whether they will help you in a difficult situation!
Brother remember: We will never leave you in trouble!
Sometimes, for the sake of a person, you leave everyone, and for the sake of everyone, you leave you.
Mom teaches you to be kind, dad teaches you to be proud. And the brother does not teach anything, he simply said: "They will offend, I will tear it up!"
Don't waste time with people who don't have time for you.
Do not avoid fighting, wounds will heal faster than self-esteem.
I don't need the perfect one, I need you, harmful, jealous, but so beloved.
Cherish only those who value you.
I don't give a damn about those who hate me. I live for the people who love me.
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Those who grew up in the courtyards and know what the word "boy" is will surely find something interesting for themselves here, in our selection of "boy statuses". When we were young, we drove with friends through overgrown parks and gardens, rode motorcycles for hours and tried to achieve our youthful goals. Although, kid is not just a word from childhood. You probably had to meet real guys in your life who keep their word and fulfill all their promises. There are, of course, exceptions to the opposite of these individuals. In general, read the boys' statuses, draw conclusions and we wish you a pleasant viewing. Good luck.
A real kid must be kind, but he is never asked for weakness. What is the philosophy of a man? Find out about this from the impudent statuses for VK for boys.
To answer not the most conscientious people
Daring statuses about the main thing
A kid's life can be smooth or tough, but there is always a place for real friends. These statuses are dedicated to them:
Statuses about feelings
We are rarely loved the way we are, but maybe this is for the best:
Daring statuses from the life of a kid
The boys are not philosophers, but they know a lot more about life. In order to extricate yourself from a variety of problems, you need the right mindset:
- Don't tell me about life from scratch. You don't know what it means to get out of the minus.
- I am a man, and by definition I am fearless, the boy is only like that.
- Let my mother be ashamed of me, but I am unkillable.
- For the sake of success, I will put everything except the health of loved ones and lads!
- Guys, respect women! And I'm not talking about skins now ...
- Don't tell me the word "impossible." I don't know what it means.
- Do you blame me for my difficult character? How is it different? A kid without character is a rag.
- Always keep your word: this is your price.
- I am caring and kind at home, and this is also my strength.
- Not sure - don't promise. There is nothing worse than being a yap.
- Yes, I don't have much money, I just don't need to impress people who remind me of it.
- Always choose the latter between figure and kindness. Beauty will fade, kindness forever.
- A good person does not have to be intelligent, and an intelligent person does not have to be good.
Mega cool statuses in VK for boys and girls, with and without symbols. Use for positive and good mood. Start your day with new funny statuses on your favorite social network. Charge everyone around! - I have not said for a long time: "Fuck you!". I say: "Everyone stay in their places!"
- Take care of your homeland! Relax abroad!
- I do not know what you are taking from your head, but it clearly does not help you!
- There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people interested.
- I would have sent you, but I see you have returned from there!
- Everyone pontes, absolutely everyone! And those who do not show off, then show off that they do not show off.
- If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
- Yesterday I was beaten by the musicians of the conservatory. I went to the first-aid post and fixed the oboes.
- The mind of a man cannot be understood, and science is useless here. You give yourself to him - he will say: bl ... db! And if you do not surrender - he will say: bitch!
- Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
- Don't scare me - I'm a healthy bull!
- Women's motto: Men - linoleum. If you lay it down well for the first time, you can walk on it for 20 years.
- Dance as if no one is looking at you.
- The doctor asks the peasant: - What worries you? - Money and women - I don't have them, but my health is like a bull.
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- Crawling under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to the guests.
- If you think life is great, then the antidepressants are right.
- Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
- If there are nails on the feet, then hands should be on the hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
- Now he is right who has more rights!
- If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich woman, marry three times.
- Robbers demand a wallet or a life, women demand both.
- A woman, when choosing one of two men, hesitates only if she does not need either one or the other.
- You pester - boor, you do not pester - you moron.
- You need to live so that others have depression!
- Proverbs contradict one another. This, in fact, is the essence of Russian folk wisdom.
- And they were divided into those who feel good and those who feel bad about it.
- The rooster saw a chicken in the microwave and says: "The loaf is vigorous ... there is no one to carry eggs in the village, but she rides on the merry-go-round here!"
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- Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt…
- Ilya Muromets stopped at a crossroads near a roadside stone, and on the stone is carved: “Will you go to the left? Inexpensive! "
- It's a small world! It's all because of the Chinese.
- Vegetable to help ... I mean, to hell with you!
- You can't put it back in what it is!
- There is nothing better in the world than creaking your bed until dawn!
- When I was little, I really wanted to grow up. Who knew that such a setup was here ...
- Do not kidding ME! Let's bend!
- Queens are never upset. When they are sad, they just execute someone ...
- Don't go into yourself - get lost ...
- A beautiful woman pleases a man's eyes, an ugly woman pleases a woman's!
- Don't tell me what to do, and I won't tell you where to go!
- The healing properties of horseradish: if you put it on something, it immediately becomes easier.
- It doesn't matter that you take a kitten or a man into the house! Six months a nice little pug, and then a sly arrogant type!
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- The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to stay calm.
- Our motto is always this - more action, less words!
- Any dirty trick can be properly used, there would be a desire ...
- We drunk seven mojitos, we puke in the toilet. Bue ...
- It's not enough to know your own worth - you still need to be in demand.
- A man, if he could understand what a woman thinks, would still not believe.
- I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster ...
- Wisdom is an age-related slowdown of the brain, leading to the inability to make hasty decisions.
- My life my rules. If you don't like my rules, don't meddle in my life.
- Guys hug on two occasions: either they are blue or blue.
- Medvedev was named the person of the year according to the magazine "Murzilka"
- We are strong women: we will take out the trash, and the brain, if necessary!
- People need to be trusted. Not money, of course. Or secrets. And so - in general.
- You don't need to run over us, because we are a tornado! (for guys)
- I love the weekend! You can get to work quickly and without traffic jams.
- Our motto will not win - we will excite and will not give!
- The best way to be successful is to follow the advice we give to others.
- Not everything that is beautiful can be conveyed intelligently in words. It happens that I like it madly, but the language flies: "bl # th!"
- Who does not risk ... he drinks vodka at the commemoration of the one who risked.
- A genius was not born in the world without some kind of perversion.
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- An extreme degree of failure in a relationship, this is not even an inflatable woman, this is an inflatable arm.
- When I got off the carousel at the amusement park, I vomited. That's how scary the woman was selling ice cream there!
- The optimist Vasya was beaten to half his life.
- Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
- A very weak boy cannot unlock an iPhone.
- There is no surer way to kindle passion in another than to keep the cold oneself.
- When will they learn to conduct light into women's handbags ?! Really needed!!! You walk like that with a mug of tea in your hands and a book. And instead of a book, you throw tea on the bed ...
- I hung a talisman over the door, from all evil spirits, went to the store, came back ... the key in the door broke ... I can't go in ...
- You need to borrow money from pessimists, they know in advance that they will not be given
- When choosing a life partner for yourself, do not forget that in your free time from sekca you will also have to talk about something.
- Women are not interested in rags only if these rags are men.
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- I woke up early to walk around with a displeased face for a longer time. (cool statuses for girls in VK)
- If I ever die because of a man, it’s just out of laughter.
- Today I went to bed at 22-00. It's already 3-10, and I still can't get enough of the fact that I went to bed so early!
- If you leave your husband right, he will definitely come back ... like a boomerang.
- Sitting up to your ears in shit, you can't open your mouth especially.
- If a gentleman says to a lady “I understand you perfectly,” he means “You say twice as much as you need to”!
- Look at the conductor as if you have already paid the fare.
- If you collect certificates for the privatization of an apartment in the wrong order, you can accidentally issue a passport.
- Girls, do not hesitate to eat bananas in a crowded place. Overkill is only if you bite off two bananas alternately.
Cool guys - cool statuses!
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A man should be like an expensive cognac - inaccessible and unsuitable for everyone. Only a few should know its strength and taste, if many people know its taste, then this is no longer cognac - this is draft beer ...
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Everything will be the way, but we will find the guilty ...
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It's easier for a guy to say *** whore *** than *** I envy whoever can afford it ***
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A man loves to hate, that's what distinguishes us from women ...
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- Do you want coffee in bed? - No, in my mug.
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It is high time for men to understand that only snow women are contraindicated in a lot of heat.
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Only then will the guy understand how dear the girl is to him when he sees her with another ...
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Men are like a watch - you need to wind up every day
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When leaving for the next world, do not forget to turn off this one.
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When we die in one day, I'll take you to heaven in my arms!
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And a man should leave beautifully, as well as come ... That is, forever ...
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Well, guys, let's go now ... call first, write first ... can you come home and bring flowers ???
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Men are divided into two types: the ordinary bastard and the extraordinary bastard!
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Let everything pass by, except for love, money and intimacy!
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Let the men think they are smarter than us. Let them think that they are more talented, more capable, more successful, and earn more. Let be. But boobs, boobs, we have!
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How to drive a girl crazy? give her tons of money and close all the shops!
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He's just an impudent guy! When I told him that I didn't want to see him, he took the light and turned it off ...
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Listen here, victim of a drunk midwife!
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Dear, what place should you put your snickers in so that you really stop slowing down ?!
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Socks have the hardest work ... they really are on their feet all day!)
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I'll explain everything on my fingers ... see, middle ...
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Almost every guy, introducing his girlfriend to friends, under the phrase "Meet this is my girlfriend" means a different meaning of the words. "It's all mine, guys. Well, please rate" ------ statuses
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If a man called a woman a bitch, then he lost all hope of calling her a fool.
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I don’t promise vodka, but we will have a great walk. Ivan Susanin.
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Your blue eyes remind me of the endless ocean, into which it is so pleasant to dive and forget about all the problems.
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In the end, in the midst of the ends, you will finally find the end.
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Remember, the prettier a guy is, the less you can trust him. This is the law!
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The first rule of a real man: don't be lazy to wash your socks and text messages ...
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Tore off all the legs of the cockroach, said "run!" - does not run. Conclusion: without legs, the cockroach does not hear.
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The correct MAN is the one who can dress and wants to undress.
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The best man is not a set of qualities and material baggage. This is the person next to whom you feel desired, the most beautiful, loved and just happy ...
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If a man does not keep his word, he will not keep any girl in life ...
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The man said - the man pretended ... he didn't say anything ...
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Only then will the guy understand how dear the girl is to him when he sees her with another ...
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Girls are not interested in rags only if these rags are guys. - statuses about guys
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Men belong to the order of arthropods, first they will please the penis, and then they make their legs.
Cool statuses for a guy, men
I'm not jealous, it's just that he is really better without teeth!
Anyone is able to upset a really acting kid. It is important to apologize in time in order to wait longer for your sudden funeral.
I do not seek to please people. Anyone who needs it - already likes me! For All You Can't Be Good!
Do not worry! Not only nerve cells, but also molars are not restored!
If you have your eye on my girlfriend, then you have it too much.
Everyone can upset a boxer, but not everyone will have time to apologize!
Brother, did you break up with her? - Yes! - Do you love her? - No! - Then I will offer her friendship? - I'll break your jaw, for such proposals!
To offend me - just to spit, but I will have to spit with blood, collecting teeth with broken hands.
And you are risky! You love pi * but you can't run.
You need to calm down ... maybe go somewhere? .. In the jaw, for example ?!
I survived there, where the mammoths were frozen.
Cool kid statuses
We are not tough, but tough ones are drawn to us. We are not thieves in law, but people with concepts appreciate us. We have no weapons, but we are always dangerous. We are few, but when we are one, we are not defeated!
I will tear everyone apart for the family, for the lads and for my beloved!
Men are subject to emotion. Guys sometimes feel hungry acutely.
Do not expect mercy from the enemy and always beat for sure, even if you are covered in blood and beaten all in your soul is always granite.
For the sake of success, I will put everything except the health of loved ones and lads!
There is no law for us - we are boys from the district.
Don't tell me the word "impossible." I don't know what it means.
We are so brave because we do not expect indulgence.
And while my heart beats, I will be proud of the place where I was destined to be born!
Boy statuses about life
The best part is when the guys from your yard want to be like you.
Don't tell me about life from scratch. You don't know what it means to get out of the minus.
Life is given to a person only once. It is necessary to live it in such a way that they go nuts up there, saying: “Cool! It is worth repeating! "
Parents are healthy, and my brother called yesterday, This is wealth, the rest is tinsel.
The secret to successful family relationships is elementary. When a kid is wrong, he won't admit it. If he knows the right remedy, he will keep silent.
"So what?" - a phrase about which all arguments are broken
Do you blame me for my difficult character? How is it different? A kid without character is a rag.
Not sure - don't promise. There is nothing worse than being a yap.
I don't give a damn about those who hate me. I live for the people who love me.
If things get tough in life, a friend's shoulder will help!
Two guys sent fuck each other and went there together ... This is friendship.
It happens in life - boys lose their own ...
Life is pain, especially when you're a mole
"There are people who really want to say thank you, at least for the fact that they are."
Life is a game, play beautifully ...
You - or the other. Take it - or it will be taken away. If you do not strike, they will hit you. If you don't scare you, they will scare you. This is the truth of life.
Sometimes, for the sake of a person, you leave everyone, and for the sake of everyone, you leave you.
Do not bend your heart so often, the curve may lead to the wrong place ...
A man in life should never complain about two things: his wife and his car. I chose it myself.
God created a thief, and damn the prosecutor, go boys to where there is no work, where there are no laws and courts ...
Lord, save me from my friends, I can handle the enemies myself.
You should never, under any circumstances, give up. Any difficulties are not a punishment for the past, but a test for the sake of the future.
Mom teaches you to be kind, dad teaches you to be proud. And the brother does not teach anything, he simply said: "They will hurt, I will tear!"
I am caring and kind at home, and this is also my strength.
Boy statuses with meaning
I am a man, and by definition I am fearless, the boy is only like that.
Take care of the one you love so that later you don't have to live with the one that you got.
Always keep your word: this is your price.
The only thing that gives us a sense of life is risk. We are alive as long as we risk.
Women are of two types: good and perfect. The good ones have a large F, as well as a small P, they are good at holding X in their hands. F is a living space, P is a need, and X is a household. What are you thinking - this is the perfect woman.
If you already have nothing to hold on to, hold on to it.
A wolf will never leave his beloved she-wolf for the sake of an accessible dog.
A guy should be decorated with only one princess, not a flock of sheep.
Turn off your phone, don't get in touch, and you will find out how many real friends you have.
Be wiser than others and don't show it to them!
Honesty and loyalty are expensive gifts that should not be expected from cheap people.
Better to do beautifully than to speak beautifully.
If you want, you will achieve it. I didn’t achieve it - I didn’t want to.
Take life easier. The end of the story is always good. If you feel bad, then it’s not over yet.
You should never, under any circumstances, give up. Any difficulties are not a punishment for the past, but a test for the sake of the future.
The main thing in this life is to be a human being.
There's always a chance to make things right, unless, of course, you don't give a damn.
