These impudent statuses for girls can be set on VKontakte or classmates. If you use Instagram, these statuses will do just as well. If you are fed up with everything and it's time to have a full blast, choose any of these new statuses. They accurately reflect your attitude towards all the goats and the gossips around.

I don't like men who rush to and fro ...
Either appear and do not disappear from my life, or disappear and do not appear!
The right people! Let's not interfere with each other's life. You do not tell me how to live, I tell you where to go.
If you replace the word "Pi @ dec" for yourself with the expression "Wow, b @ yang, what a surprise !!!"
It becomes much more interesting to live! ...
There have already been enough clowns in my life ... All, bl @ t, the play is over! ..
Briefly about everything: Disappointed, but I'm not surprised by them.
Love is like smoke ...
Today we have, and tomorrow we no longer smoke ...
Living alone is much better than among broken promises and fake love.
Women are divided into 2 types ...
1st - they are constantly racking their brains HOW TO RETAIN a man ...
2nd - how to fuck ...
Tired of trying to maintain relationships with those who are not up to you.
From now on: there is no reciprocity - there is no communication. And come what may, I don't give a fuck, honestly!

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The disappearance of certain people from my life solved half of my problems.
I will certainly heed the advice of the one who is "bruised" from life more than mine. The rest - on the pot and in the lulu!
Forgive me, goodbye to my thrown remnant, let someone else slip ...!
A man should come to a woman's life as a gift of fate, and not as a foundling of hopelessness.
A drunk woman is an unpredictable hurricane! Here she is drinking, but now she is already dancing, crying over a homeless cat, stealing flowers from a flower bed ...
Everything seems to be fine, but all the same I want to crack someone in the head with a shovel.
Well, what the fuck is a prince to me? I need someone who will endure my schizosity and kiss me on the nose ... And I will give him the crown myself ...
Either we can't remember the right words in time ... Then it's not destiny to shut up in time ...
For me, a man is the one who is responsible for his words. And everything else is middle sex, which is not worthy of respect ...

The worst virus is getting used to a person ...
There is no vaccine for him at all ...

They will offend me, I may endure ...
My children will be offended, I will tear them to pieces!

No man can boast of such a dick that I put on those who do not appreciate me!

Before you understand me - learn to think ...
Everywhere you look around, there are some fucking queens and goddesses. I alone am a little bitch and a big fucker.
I do not wish anyone any harm, but if some of them stumble over and blast themselves as fuck @ lo, I will count for justice.
All diseases are from the nerves. Nerves from thoughts. All thoughts from the fact that you are not in fig.
But in vain.

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Do not listen to anyone's advice! If you are with this person oh .. certainly - be with him.
If I, ever, have offended anyone …… - I did the right thing! For it was no fucking fuck and make me angry
PiZdata YOU are mine) ...
Stuff yourself up - don't end up on sale!
Today, once again in PM, I was asked the question:
- "Do I have a torment?"
I answer:
- “EST” ... And wow # th LAST ...
There will always be someone who will love you not for your figure and appearance, but for your easy fuck @ chickness and bad temper
I wish well to the people who were dear to me, but once ... cheapened!
To the question "how are you?" it is easier to say “ok” and hear “clear” than to tell everything and hear “understandable”.
It is necessary to treat Life with Humor, Otherwise, this £ violent Reality ... Will Drive Us crazy ...
Dear, SACRED people ... After visiting my page, wipe the monitor with holy water! Cross yourself and go n @ hyy!
- Describe your life.
- Can I swear?
- No.
- Then everything is fine.

And a few more statuses for impudent girls

If I were weak, I would not have coped with what I went through.
- Oh, you are such an interesting person with a beautiful destiny and wonderful stories from life, I will call you Pi * dabol ...))
I'll give it to the good hands of the former! He loves care, care, crying, tasty food and sleep ... He lies a lot, but he is a very kind person! I would keep it to myself, but I am not worthy of it!))
Never tell a woman, "If you're so smart, do it yourself." Because she's SMART. She WILL DO.
First, x @ rovo act, then they want a normal attitude towards themselves.
It doesn’t happen, children.
Woke up at 7 am to start a new life. I made three jumps on the rope and realized that the old life, in principle, is also nothing.
It happens that a man puffs up his tail, dismisses his feathers, sings and pours, thinks that he is an overseas firebird, and you look and think: “Woodpecker” ...

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The black cat is not at all interested in what the gray mice say about it.

My bundle of nerves is gradually mutating into a cloud of total indifference.

Women love with their ears and women's ears love diamonds.

It is impossible to be a problem if you are a trifle.

I would of course cry if I stopped laughing!

You are looking for dirt in me, and I laugh at you. After all, what you see in me, you yourself are full!

They shattered our hearts, and we smashed their brains!

I have no desire for revenge ... indifference is my revenge.

Forget what happened. Turn on your brains and muddy things beautifully!

When I was leaving, mine said: "change, I will kill!" - So what?! - What-what ... I'll come and die.

We choose, we are chosen ... but when will it start to coincide ???

I apologize for the lack of drama in my departure.

I went on a diet ... in 14 days I lost 2 weeks ...

I am not lazy ... I am the princess of the sofa !!!

Believe not those who lie, but those who lie confidently.

Straight in the face without hints: you are a two-faced creature, and you behave disgustingly!

It's easy with me. The main thing is always and in everything to agree with me ...

After all, he was handsome, clever ... Well, the hell did I sober up ?!

Break my heart, break your head, okay ???

As you are, so are you.

The richest male fantasy is usually hidden under the shortest women's skirt ...

Don't envy me, you're just lower, that's all ...

Cute! There are no people like you, and there is no need!

Close your mouth and deal with your shortcomings.

If a girl says that she hates you, then she loves, but you are an asshole!

Life sucks, but I'm cool.

Do not be afraid of perfection - it does not threaten you at all.

Remember: you are needed by those who are the first to write and call. The others wanted to spit on you.

I do not suffer from delusions of grandeur ... Great people do not suffer from it!

Don't show it if something hurt you, just smile, silently draw conclusions, and sharpen the ax behind the closed door ...

Walking, darling! Take a walk ... Nobody is holding you by the horns!

If they all knew, as recorded on my phone, they would never have called!

If I ever die because of a man, it’s just out of laughter.

It seems that I just, by accident, stepped on someone's moral principles.

Of course, I love animals, but not enough to be with a goat ...

Na-aaa! Take a ruble as you find out your worth, you will return the change!

Pay attention, dear - the plinth ... And remember that this is your level.

Two tons of show-off and not an ounce of brains.

Do you think I'll run after you !? No - the crown may fall ...

Girl, are you very brave or insured?

Don't make me nervous! I already have nowhere to hide the corpses!

I don't want to spoil my lineage with you ...

Let's get acquainted? - No. - Why is it so? Let's try? - Not at the tasting to try.

Well, how fucking are you, delicious elbows?

Do you think you're pretentious? No, you're just a pathetic bitch, dressing without taste, but from a fashion designer ...

I'm not a boor. I just do not care about the opinion of strangers who, for some reason, climb into my living space.

A properly thrown guy returns like a boomerang ...

I’ll get my license, buy a tank and visit several addresses, so ... Cleanly say hello.

I don't want to be like everyone else. Let everyone be like me.

There are 1,000,000 girls, but why is she needed alone? Because she is 1, and everyone else is 000,000.

Anything that didn't kill me will regret it!

I'm not evil ... I even wish my enemies that there were three cars at their gates: an ambulance, a police and a fire ...

I resigned myself to the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince will have a black Maybach. I am strong, I will stand!

If you want a man to kneel, take off your clothes and get on all fours.

I missed - that's why it started. He bored me - that's why it ended.

Recently I realized that I have a problem - I hate everyone! But I was reassured and told that this is not a problem, the problem is that they cannot be killed.

I want to tell you one secret: I have you, you don't have me!

Men, of course, are all males, but some of them are like a dog - with different knots, and someone is like a wolf - either alone or with one she-wolf forever ...

Empathy can be gained, envy must be earned.

You are not very much, I am tougher.

Some think they have risen. In fact, they just surfaced ...

Some people at one time should have floated past the egg ...

I'm not cocky, I just don't go into my pocket for a word.

I want to get drunk with you and again check who is the first to climb to kiss.

Nothing emphasizes the beauty of the eyes as indifference in a cast glance.

If a young girl is told: "You have matured so much over the summer" - this means that her breasts have become larger ...

Good looks does not guarantee good behavior ...

When you go outside in your new stiletto heels, take an empty wine bottle with you. Better to think that you cannot drink than that you cannot walk in heels!

My character is gold, that's why it's so hard.

You can love the soul without touching the body, and then slowly go crazy from the body of your beloved soul ...

If there is no gossip about you, then you have not achieved anything yet ...

I am abnormal! I have love mixed with abuse ...

I love people who like me, I love them for their good taste!

You will always be feces, and you don't have to wrap yourself in candy wrappers.

I would have sent you, but I see that you are from there.

It's good - it's when the same person is in the head, at home and in bed.

I have grown, I have become different, the criteria for evaluating guys have increased and the elite are entering my society. Out of 100 guys, I choose one for love and a maximum of two for friendship!

There are no unavailable women ... There are different levels of access !!!

Do you want me? Send SMS to number 4242 and receive the "dream further" melody.

He has brains. Only not yet activated ...

An amazing woman is a woman who shakes everyone!

If I am asked to go to 3 letters, I’ll probably go to heaven ...

Born to walk in heels - he won't wear galoshes!

No matter how many strangers moan on you, the hand of your beloved girl on your cheek is always more pleasant.

I don't care, kid, who is right and who is wrong! I just don't love you anymore!

I am becoming more and more convinced that some people have a head - this is a decorative attachment to the pope ...

I am very polite! And even if I send it to X, I will definitely call back and ask - Well, how did I get there?

People around you need to frighten from time to time so that they are not too surrounded.

Love your enemies just to get on their nerves.

I found my ideal: smart, kind, loyal and beautiful ... And I was happy! Until the clever learned about the good, and the faithful about the beautiful ...

Do you want me to take off the crown? I'm sorry dear, I can't! I was born with her ...

There is nothing more exhausting than being present when a person demonstrates his mind. Especially if there is no mind.

Why are my blouses, powder and cotton pads scattered around the room a mess, and your socks under the bed, armchair and on the chandelier are a damn decorative element ?!

I love meeting new people. It's the same damn thing: "Hello, new disappointment!"

So I like it when guys make comments to me, which is ugly when a girl swears. And like when a healthy man yells obscenities, it sounds like a Bach symphony ?!

I am contraindicated for people with heart disease!

I am the only one who spit so admirably when William married, who did William marry, and did he ever marry?

After breaking up with me for the third time in a row, he finds the one he was looking for and marries. After me, any - the one that you need.

I am not a cassette tape to play what you want!

Appearance still plays a big enough role ... I have never seen a guy shouting: Wow girl, what a fucking inner world you have!

It's dangerous to talk to me - I memorize every word.

I read a lot about the dangers of alcohol, so I decided to quit! Read...

Yes, I see you, the brain does not indulge smart thoughts.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?

Modesty is my hallmark! Immediately after beauty and genius of course!

Love is evil, and the goats take advantage of it ...

Second chance is something I won't give you twice.

What a habit of being a fool ?!

You look unhappy, I like that.

In the end, in the midst of the ends, you will finally find the end.

Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It is not my fault that I am priceless.

Reciprocity is good. Even when people are mutually indifferent to each other.

Don't touch my virtues with your flaws.

Parenting is the process of eliminating personal deficiencies in your children.

S.U.K.A. - Bitch. Skillful. Seem. An angel.

Women are divided into three types: smart, beautiful, kind. But there are mixed types: 1. Smart + Beautiful = Bitch 2. Smart + Kind = Ugly 3. Kind + Beautiful = Dumb 4. Smart + Kind + Beautiful = Meets an idiot who does not appreciate her.

I take my words back, I came up with a more offensive one.

The most beautiful flowers grow from mud, the most beautiful people are often scum.

People are more often than not cheaper than their clothes.

A woman is a peaceful creature who is ready to chase you with a frying pan at any moment!

You know, dear, storks bring babies, and you are a woodpecker.

How smart a wife must be so that her husband does not doubt that she is a fool.

Yes, sometimes I just don't listen. Sometimes I just watch your jaw move.

The person who figured out how to punch people in the face via the Internet will make millions.

You are mistaken, I have not overestimated self-esteem. I underestimate everyone else.

If there is no brain, then a person's eyes are used as jewelry.

I'm behaving awfully, sorry, it just so happens that it doesn't work out better with you!

Seven Deadly Sins is my night program.

I look at some people and I immediately want to shout: - Natural selection! Where are you when you are so needed ?!

Phrases like “I’m nothing without you” are better saved for your penis.

I don't know how to look for a way out in confusing situations, but I always find an entrance there.

It happens that you don't know a person, but you really want to hit him.

People who are trying to start conversations about the meaning of life with reference to the fact that you do not live correctly should be hit in the face right away, let them analyze it later.

I hate people. But of course not you guys! I don't think of you as people at all ...

What kind of idiots do people sometimes tolerate next to them, just not to be lonely.

An argument is not a search for truth. This is an opportunity to show all fools their place.

I am a pain in the ass of your moral perception.

When I see an optimist, I want to bring him to tears.

Women's competition is a great thing, it is she who prevents you from turning into an unpainted shnyag in stretched sweatpants.

Some people don't need to wipe their ass with toilet paper, but their mouth.

If you are a creature, then learn to hate yourself. If you are high, then help yourself not to get used to it!

Where are the factories for the production of these creatures who dream of teaching everyone how to live properly?

Besides, to sleep, eat and shit, by the way, you have a soul, as if by the way.

I think it's time for me to publish the book "How to aggravate any situation with a few words."

Sometimes you look at some asshole and think - oh, what a pity that you can only be killed once!

I am always a little sad when you verbally, gracefully and subtly insult a person, and he is too stupid to understand it.

Someone said that, they say, people deteriorate over the years. Nonsense. Many people are initially spoiled by nature.

Nostalgic for childhood is stupid. You will still have a period in your life when you will be spoon-fed and removed after you feces.

Possible Friends is a list of the dirt that I removed with OK.

I think how boring life must be for a person to start filling his personal Internet space with photographs of cats ...

There are people to whom I would dedicate poetry, and there are people to whom I would dedicate an obituary!

Some become so bored that they live on memories. Stupid people.

Sometimes putting a smile on your face is much more difficult than an eye on your ass!

In fact, everyone has imaginary friends. There are too many people around you that you imagine to be your friends.

You shouldn't be complaining about an inferiority complex. On the contrary, you are extremely correct in assessing your capabilities.

with my principles, attitude towards people, lifestyle, character and morality - it's easier to kill me.

A warm wind of change blew and blew you the fuck out of my life.

The clearest quality of a person is the ability, in any situation, to make everyone except himself a heap of dirt.

Ask for help and someone will definitely lend a hand to you. True, often with a characteristic combination of fingers ...

It has been proven many times that ignore is an engine of attention!

Foolish people often say that I am evil. But I'm not angry, I just have my own opinion on everything and I express it directly.

Learning to drive? Then your transport must certainly be a tractor - an infernal fairy on a tractor is just a fig conceptually ...

People also become used. this is strange, but sometimes very correct.

Do not keep me, Lord, from temptation. Send more of them ... and we'll figure it out ...

You set a goal and go to it, without whining.

Can't understand me, and don't try!

If you're not proud, you will soon go crazy.

I don’t understand what exactly pisses me off in people. Sometimes - obsession, sometimes - dullness, sometimes when the socks are different, sometimes - everything.

If you don't know what to do, swing your ass, and even if the decision does not come, the pumped up ass is never superfluous.

Harm is a difficult socio-psychological work for which no one pays, but you get pleasure from it.

How the arrogant heifers who are making themselves an elite have faltered. They are probably so well-mannered that they even take horseradish in their mouths exclusively with a fork.

A person seems to be so small himself, and how can so much dirt be placed in him ?!

No, well, in principle, I'm not a bad person if you don't communicate with me.

Good morning, be damned!

I love to disappoint people. And I try to do it as often as possible. This is the only way I can make them continue to be interested in my person.

Real men don’t offer twice, and real women don’t agree the first time! Kapets, how difficult it is to live ...

It is a pity that in our society it is not customary to just approach someone and put a gag in their mouths. Very sorry.

Let's see the dawns together and your salaries?

I have the impression that some people are born specifically to piss me off!

I want men, mojitos and money! Guys and mojitos can be money!

I don't care what you think of me, I think worse of you.

Please write down all your claims to me on a piece of paper! Make an airplane out of this leaf, l fly nah! Happy flying you and your passengers!

All of you will die. Some will become flower and some will become dung. And some will not undergo any changes at all. For they are so dung.

There are so many worthless people in the world. Surprisingly, you still haven't found a match for yourself.

Before accusing a person of pretentiousness, think about your own worthlessness and wretchedness.

I'm a shitty man, so love me for my chest!

Whoever has feelings for me that cannot be conveyed in words, you can convey money.

If my status is - "LOVE", then I was hacked!

You know him? Of course, all the bastards know each other.

There are a lot of people around me who can ruin my mood. But those who raise it are very few.

All female statuses, about how "him" is missing - this is about the mind, right?

Collecting a suitcase of offenses and keeping it in the closet for the time being is a sacred thing for any girl.

When meeting a person, talk as if you have known him for a long time. For example send him the fuck !!!

It happens so: you fight for something, you fight, and then one fine moment you understand, "Wouldn't it go to hell?"

Some of my friends on the Internet write such clever things, but in life they are such idiots that it is hard to believe that they can write.

An erection is the most honest compliment.

The fact that a person has a good heart does not mean that he cannot give a face

Hey, smile! Joke. Get lost, creature!

Such people stand out on the Internet, with a hint of originality and fucking, and in life I might not have noticed you against the background of asphalt. No, this is not pathos and not your dignity. It’s you who were dumping in your feces and you don’t understand it.

There is such a profession - a mood contaminator! And the campaign for the majority is straight the highest category and many years of work experience!

Someone, in order to stop being lonely, needs to reconsider their whole life, while someone just needs to make their mug easier.

The hearty shop is closed due to a total revaluation of values.

If they spit in your back, you don't need philosophical thoughts that you are like in front and all that ... Just turn around and break his jaw!

If I ever decide to make a movie, it is bound to become a cult bullshit!

I want myself, what can I say about you!

If it seems to you that I have lost heart, you are mistaken. I bent over for the iron!

I don't like angry dogs, stupid women and worthless men, and it's nice.

The fact that you're an unkempt monster doesn't make you a creative person.

There will be ups and downs in your life, and good luck and disappointment. But remember, son, the most important thing is that no matter how your fate develops, no matter what circumstances you find yourself in, in any case you must remain a human being - a cunning, insidious, merciless creature!

I will drown my sadness in wine, and you - in the nearest river!

A person with a sense of humor and a sense of obscenity is gorgeous.

I would like to send a lot of fucking things, but suddenly someone comes in handy ...

Scary girls with a wonderful inner world, please turn yourself inside out.

VKontakte status is a display of character, mood, emotional state. It is a short, clear and concise expression. Therefore, coming up with it so that it sounds beautiful is quite difficult. But if it succeeds, be prepared for increased attention to your person from friends and subscribers.

Daring statuses for VK for girls is suitable for strong, courageous and bright personalities. They show your decisive character. With such a girl, jokes are bad - she has a sharp tongue, and if necessary, she can answer the offender. By using such bold statements, you can demonstrate to others that you are a real tigress.

Statuses for VK for are often set also in order to show that you cannot be easily approached. Boys like these girls very much, but not everyone dares to approach. And bold statements immediately draw attention to your page and increase its traffic.

Statuses for VK for girls are impudent short

Usually, statuses for VK for girls are impudent - short. Brevity is the sister of talent, and this proverb fits perfectly here. The talent consists precisely in making a status out of a few words, so well-aimed that it will "hit not in the eyebrow, but in the eye." The topic can be different - from the relationship between the sexes to life position in general.

There is one more reason for the brevity of statuses - that they may not fit entirely in one post. Too long text is removed by the system "under the cut", and at first only part of it is visible. Plus, if it's too long, it's harder to read, not to mention the effect is lost.

How to post a status

Status Can be posted on a variety of pages of your social networks: VKontakte, Facebook, Twitter. There are several ways to place it. Here are the most popular ones:

Where to get the status

You can come up with a statement yourself. But not everyone can quickly generate a short sentence that will not only reflect their mood, but also sound beautiful. Therefore, you can take ready-made statuses from special sites or groups. However, keep in mind that they will not be unique. Hundreds of girls from different cities have the same statements on their social media pages.

The status can be made to order. Professional authors for a small amount come up with one or several apt statements for you at once, each of which will be unique. You only need to roughly describe what you want to express in the status, and soon you will be able to post it on your page.

Good day, dear girls and women. Below is a list of bitchy statuses, ranging from cocky to meaningful statuses.

If someone disagrees with something, then you can indicate this in the comments. But I warn you right away - I do not care, as well as you.

Creepy, cocky statuses

I'm already gluing the envelope to wrap the candy in it and send it to you!
Boys! I have already imagined at what level your IQ is at the level of your fly!
I don't care that I'm a two-faced bitch - I like it!
I am delighted when they suffer because of me!
On my right hand, two fingers are actively working - the index and middle. Wanted - beckoned, did not like - sent irrevocably!
I can give you a lift, but only along certain routes: to rabies, to an attack of nervousness, to a psychiatric hospital.
If you don't crawl to me today, tomorrow a truck will run over you!
When I play a pig on someone, I grunt in pleasure!
Why am I not married yet? Princes are only in fairy tales, but in reality only their horses.
I'm not a bitch - I clearly express the truth!
Who wants to rummage through my dirty laundry? Please wash it at the same time!
Whoever wants to get to know me better, let him be ready for the fact that he can be sent away.
I have a large lung capacity, so I can inadvertently blow ... a very long distance!
Only I can be daring and express dissatisfaction in a rude form - God knew whom to reward with this exceptional character trait!
Who does not love me, he will hate me!
My three main goals in life are to successfully build eyes, then put my husband on a short leash and grow big breasts.
I love the sun, bananas and being a bitch!
I'm a greyhound bitch!

Daring statuses for girls, with a meaning to themselves beloved

According to my horoscope, I am Leo, and therefore I open my mouth wide.
It's better for me to fly alone than live together in a cage!
I'm already climbing the highest bridge to spit on you all from there!
I'm going to the store for a shovel to dig a hole for you!
Do you want me to be always there? - Then be ready for hell on Earth!
If you are a rag, not a man, then wear hairpins!
My adequacy is the most inadequate!
I will be a sliver in your eye so that you shed a sea of tears because of me!

I, if someone's mistake, then only fatal!
I am a savior, because I cut off relations with guys at the initial candy-bouquet stage, thereby saving my partner from subsequent torment. So appreciate it and don't forget to thank me!
Initially, I always know what awaits me at the end of a relationship, but that doesn't stop me at all!
Summer resident gossips! I recommend that you keep an eye on your tomato and carrot beds! And my harvest should not worry anyone!
My previous sins are small things compared to those that will still be ahead!
My conscience is clear as a tear, but it is as pungent as alkali!
I'm a little nuts because I cross my friends off my social network more often than I accept them.
From my thoughts the devil's tails spin themselves into a knot.
Having made friends with me, you can only change in the bad direction.
Fear my friend request - I'm vengeful!
I don't like monotony, so I improvise in relationships with people right to the point that I get into wild excitement.

Bitchy statuses for girls

I definitely choose the right position so that no one can put me in a pose.
Would you come to my place for dinner? And then my dishes have been sour for a week already)
I declare directly - with my loved ones I am strict, haughty and reckless!
I do not need to wish you health - I will outlive you all!
Whom I do not suit with something - I can replace with another!
If it is difficult with me, then either accept it, or go on ... rest!
My wall will be a dead end for those with flat vessels for gray matter.
Thank you all for the haughty bitch who writes this!

Stalin is alive! And he is in my soul!
I came to this world in order to wag everyone's nerves!
I look like a beautiful diamond, but my edges are just as sharp!
I have an instant reaction and I will be the first to be offended by you!
I warn you right away: I don't know what a brake pedal is!
Either I'm that good or everyone around me is goblins!
Who can quickly let self-esteem go? I am waiting for applications to be friends!
If I turned on the bitch, then you should know that I have no “off” button!
On my path in life, stupid hedgehogs with thorns will always wait!
The monastery has been crying for me for a long time!
Don't look for excuses in my eyes. I will still define it for ... for life!
I do not go to tea, call me to eat!
I will take care: in the apartment, in the head, in the shower!
Boys! Don't run from your happiness! If I catch up, it will only get worse!

Statuses about impudent girls

I am a very versatile girl - at the same time I can be a daughter, sister, girlfriend and someone in the throat!
I am like a river - no one will enter my life twice!
Who is not yet accustomed to my rake, then, apparently, you will go to the forest for cones.
I don't meet with anyone, because the used status only applies to dirty things.
Whoever dreams of seeing me on a pole will meet with a rake.

My thing is my behavior, but it is really unbearable!
I am a black spot on your white shirt!
I warn you right away - do not disgrace yourself, because victory is always behind me!
If you ever decide to leave me, then I will also give you a kick in the ass for better speed development!
My revenge is as thin as a razor's edge!
If you're afraid of me, you better screw it up right away!
Do you want to win my love? - Then get used to my antics!
Wondering what kind of life I'm living? I would share, but you still don’t understand this, because you don’t have one and never will!
I do not have a real face - I live in a mask and do not take it off even before going to bed!
Who wants to fool around - I can keep company. But the fool will be someone else)
Boredom is my rival, and shoals are my life friends!

Creepy statuses, with meaning

I will not wipe the tears from my face, but I will simply erase you from my memory.
Be sure! I'll hang my noodles on your horns!
If you allow yourself to throw words into the wind, then I will allow myself to throw you!
I have a unique creative nature because I love to constantly create something. Chaos, problems, troubles - I'm just a genius!
I put someone else's opinion of myself on the organ of my boyfriend, and he is so hardy!
I am a solid minus, which is attracted to the same!
I prefer loneliness to idiots around!
I don’t know how to worry, but I can only worry!
An unbearable miracle is definitely about me and I found myself!
I am not a sieve to let other people's problems pass through myself!

I never owe it. I always return evil a hundredfold!
My word will always be the last! I can quickly use the locking system)
I am like honey - if someone gets stuck, then it is already thoroughly!

Well, that's all, I hope every girl or woman was able to choose a suitable status with meaning, as well as a formidable cocky or just bitchy. But keep in mind one thing - some men (I will not modestly point a finger at myself) do not read what girls write about themselves on social networks.

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A real kid must be kind, but he is never asked for weakness. What is the philosophy of a man? Find out about this from the impudent statuses for VK for boys.

To answer not the most conscientious people

Daring statuses about the main thing

A kid's life can be smooth or tough, but there is always a place for real friends. These statuses are dedicated to them:

Statuses about feelings

We are rarely loved the way we are, but maybe this is for the best:

Daring statuses from the life of a boy

The boys are not philosophers, but they know a lot more about life. In order to extricate yourself from a variety of problems, you need the right mindset:

Don't tell me about life from scratch. You don't know what it means to get out of the minus.
I am a man, and by definition I am fearless, the boy is only like that.
Let my mother be ashamed of me, but I am unkillable.
For the sake of success, I will put everything except the health of loved ones and lads!
Guys, respect women! And I'm not talking about skins now ...
Don't tell me the word "impossible." I don't know what it means.
Do you blame me for my difficult character? How is it different? A kid without character is a rag.
Always keep your word: this is your price.
I am caring and kind at home, and this is also my strength.
Not sure - don't promise. There is nothing worse than being a yap.
Yes, I don't have much money, I just don't need to impress people who remind me of it.
Between figure and kindness, always choose the latter. Beauty will fade, kindness forever.
A good person does not have to be intelligent, and an intelligent person does not have to be good.

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